America's Mayor no match for America's Pecker.
Move over Rudy, Peckers got this now.
How fitting it will be if the National Enquirer guys secret vault brings down Trump.
“This is Geraldo Rivera. Welcome to this very special live exclusive look inside David Peckers vault.
Until this very moment in time, Trump had held the upper hand on Pecker. But, tonight all of Peckers inside stuff will come gushing out for all of America to see. To call this Pecker moment HUGE, would be doing it a disservice. Countdown with me America, as the vault opens,.....
5, 4, 3, 2....whoa, wait, Ivanka? What are you doing running in her right before Peckers climactic moment for the nation and your Daddy’s presidency”.....
“Well, Geraldo....I just can’t let you open that vault. I know what’s in there. My Daddy introduced me to his best little friend Mr. Pecker at a very young age. I’ve known for a long time how this Pecker operates and it’s not very pretty. I don’t think America can really handle how big this Pecker thing is. It will blow up the country. Geraldo, I’m begging you, please don’t open the vault.”
“Ivanka, I’m sorry, America knows about your love for your Daddy and his very strangely inappropriate love for you. But, this is live tv, man.....and THIS vault is my chance to make everyone forget the last one....so, get the hell outta my way, Ivanka.....it’s Pecker time”.
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