Pat Robertson: I defy homosexuals to bring forth a baby from part of the anatomy they concentrate on

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Pat Robertson to LGBT students: ‘Bring forth a baby’ or ‘shut your mouth’

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/08/10/pat-robertson-to-lgbt-students-bring-forth-a-baby-or-shut-your-mouth/



Televangelist Pat Robertson says that LGBT students protesting Christian fast food chain Chick-fil-A at about 30 colleges and universities across the U.S. should “shut their mouth” until they can “bring forth a baby from that part of the anatomy which they concentrate on.”

During his Friday 700 Club broadcast, Robertson said he was outraged that activists were protesting “a piece of white meat chicken between two pieces of white bread.”

“I was reading today in Leviticus, which is the law of the Old Testament, but it lays out the reasons why land will vomit out its inhabitants and it goes through a category of stuff we are calling constitutional rights: killing babies, offering them to Moloch, and it says it is an abomination for a man to lie with a man as with a woman,” the TV preacher explained.

“It’s what it says. That is the moral law that God set forth and now we’ve got people at a university petitioning because somebody said I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.”

Robertson added: “I defy these homosexuals to bring forth a baby from that part of the anatomy which they concentrate on, when that happens I will change everything I’m saying; until that happens, I wish those demonstrators would shut their mouth.”

[phantom power]

1. Please Pat, tell us more about how sex for pleasure is sinful...

[Javaman]

2. Roberson seems tto be really fixated on the male anatomy. nt

[richmwill]

3. Oh, Pat...

...Maybe when you and your ilk stop protesting Spongebob Squarepants and Dora The Explorer for being "too sexual", I'll take you more seriously.

[Ilsa]

4. Uh, Pat,

homosexuals procreate all the time.

[CTyankee]

5. Hmm, sounds like Pat has been thinking hard about this...

and I do mean HARD...

[unblock]

6. i guess he thinks all homosexuals are male. i wonder what part of the anatomy he's concentrating on

[RockaFowler]

13. Well it does say Male cannot lie with Male

Females can all they want. I mean if we are going to be literal in the bible and all!!

[unblock]

21. and pat never eats shellfish, never borrows on interest, never takes revenge or bears a grudge.

in fact, i'm sure he's into all those old testament laws.

[indepat]

45. Wish Pat would see if he can pull off a flying

fuc* of himself.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

67. Maybe I'm just being dense

I'm certainly no biblical scholar but something tells me that they don't call the part of the bible the "New Testament" that for no reason, right. I was under the impression that Jesus' birth, death, and resurrection essentially wiped the slateboard clean on the "Old Testament". As such, why should we even be preoccupied with what's in the Old Testament aside from its historical value?

[unblock]

71. if that's the case, why does he cite leviticus to justify his hate?

i've never quite understood the relationship between christianity and the old testament.
it's not completely discarded, but it's hardly ignored, either.

i mean, show me someone obsessed with the ten commandments and odds are it's a christian and not a jew, even though there's no ten commandments in the new testament. jews don't particularly feel the ten commandments have any greater significance than any of the other 603 laws of the torah.

but oh, there's some good passages to justify bigotry against homosexuals, so suddenly right-wing christians are all over leviticus for that one. but let's ignore the other laws, of course.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

74. They seem to believe in "selective interpretation"

Things that support their positions they scream out in bold letters. Everything else.........not so much. It would be interesting to challenge some of these right-wing (pseudo-)Christians to live their lives according to a LITERAL interpretation of the ENTIRE Bible. "It's all there, clear as crystal................"

[JoePhilly]

48. The bible and vivid video have the same policy on this.

Girl on girl sex is ok.

(from John Fugelsang).

[GObamaGO]

7. Methinks Pat doth protesteth too much.

[HughBeaumont]

8. Man, do gay people obsess on same-sex activity as much as weird old Pentacostal preachers do?

I don't think pornographers talk about any kind of sex as much as these guys do, or in such graphic detail.

What's up with weird hetero fundies and their always-on-the-brain yapping about SEX?

What's next . . . neo-Comstockery??

[pennylane100]

9. First of all, Pat Robertson is a disgusting pig.

Secondly, I always thought the word homosexual was gender neutral. So conceivable (pardon the pun) could not a a gay woman give birth. I hope I have that right, please do not let me be more stupid than Pat Robertson.

[sabrina 1]

64. True, and is he saying that heterosexual males can have babies?

[Politicalboi]

10. And Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Had a very shiny nose. LOL! Nothing but STORIES Pat. Stories that were written by man. Stories written by men as dumb as Pat. The bible is just a book. And I am sick and tired of assholes like Pat being able to spew hate that comes from a fucking worthless book that was written years ago. Religion is the key to teach hate and it's accepted, but it should be abolished. IMO we would be a better world without it.

[Angry Dragon]

11. Pat has invited Satan so far into his soul that evil

oozes out of his mouth

[Enrique]

12. that will shut up all those gays

all those gays who claim to be able to conceive children.

[Lint Head]

14. Concentrate....hmmmmm..I'm concentrating..........it's coming..... yeah...

It's coming to me now.........










It's almost here........











That's it! PAT ROBERTSON IS A BLITHERING IDIOT!!!!

[LiberalFighter]

15. Can Robertson prove that god exists?

I think not.

[Panasonic]

16. Ask Arnold Schwarzneggar for his experience...

[skypilot]

17. Right about now I'm wishing that...

...Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris would have a baby together and shut his asshole up.

[Marrah_G]

69. LOL

[cindyperry2010]

18. ever notice how

pat robertson concentrates on that area an awful lot too? hmm makes you kinda wonder

[Johonny]

33. In his defense, he is surrounded by a lot of *holes and dicks

[CJCRANE]

19. I'm still waiting for a conservative Christian to quote Jesus

rather than Leviticus...

[RockaFowler]

35. They can't and they won't

[JoePhilly]

51. You think shrimp COCKtail would upset Pat much more after reading Leviticus.

Maybe its just the COCK part that upsets him.

[atreides1]

20. Another buffet Christian

Only picking out the parts he likes and totally ignoring the parts he knows will turn off even those that follow him!

Leviticus 24:16

And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.

Leviticus 25

3 Six years thou shalt sow thy field, and six years thou shalt prune thy vineyard, and gather in the fruit thereof;

4 but in the seventh year shall be a sabbath of rest unto the land, a sabbath for the LORD: thou shalt neither sow thy field, nor prune thy vineyard.

[Lucy Goosey]

22. Crazy ramblings of an old man who's losing the culture wars

Seriously, he's getting less coherent every time he opens his mouth, and he was pretty incoherent to start with.

Goodbye, Pat. You're simply not relevant any more.

[ismnotwasm]

23. Is he implying all straight women are good for

Is being a fetus feeder?

[wendylaroux]

42. heavens no!

They must cook and keep a clean house! And do whatever the man says.

[ismnotwasm]

44. Ah yes, how silly of me

That's what the rest of our bodies are for.

[One_Life_To_Give]

24. Arguably Brains are important

but that's not the organ evolved for procreation.

[riderinthestorm]

25. I wonder how Robertson feels about C-sections. That's "bringing forth a baby" from your abdomen

Or how about IVF? Does he feel anyone who participates in any medical procedures in order to conceive (other than the missionary position) should somehow "shut their mouth"?

If "bringing forth a baby" is the reason for marriage, how does he feel about infertile or post-menopausal couples who marry? No babies there....

[Dash87]

26. People still care about this dipshit?

They call it the 700 club because that's the amount of people that watch the show.

[progressivebydesign]

27. I imagine his infertile supporters aren't digging that too much today.

And does he think all homosexuals are male?

[Scootaloo]

41. Yes, he thinks all homosexuals are male

After all, the only "bad" homosexuals are the ones he finds sexually unappealing.

[bongbong]

50. I disagree

> After all, the only "bad" homosexuals are the ones he finds sexually unappealing.

Weeeelllllll, I'm of the opinion that the ones he concentrates on are the ones he actually DOES find appealing. Psychology 101 and all that...

[Tom Ripley]

28. Pat...hurry up and die

[Dirty Socialist]

29. Where did The Blood Diamonds Creep Pull This Argument from?

Just sayin'

[flakey_foont]

30. Pat, I defy you to bring forth an intelligent statement from that

part of your anatomy below your nose and above your chin

[sibelian]

31. Yeah, why can't YOU shit a baby, Pat?

And if you can't why are you telling women how and why they should?

[IggleDoer]

32. How long has it been since Pat and the Missus brought fourth a baby?

What have YOU been concentrating on all those years since?

[valerief]

34. How do you get a baby from the brain??? nt

[TwilightGardener]

36. LOL--why are homosexuals more "concentrated" on private parts than straight people?

It's not even worth taking offense, just point and laugh at the old fart.

[Blaukraut]

37. So only homosexuals have anal sex? And is intercourse for procreation the only acceptable thing?

I guess that would make 90% of the adult population sinners.

[fifthoffive]

38. You go first, Pat.

I dare you.

[Scootaloo]

39. What part pf the anatomy would that be, Robertson?

Most gay people I know concentrate on their brain. In fact the majority of people I know concentrate on the brain. I mean... it's what powers everything, after all, it's our little three-pound Trinary supercomputer.

Why, what anatomy are you focusing on, Patrick?

[liberalhistorian]

40. Oh, yeah, Pat? Then how 'bout you bring

forth a brain cell, any brain cell, to show that you possess that brain you claim to think with! Somehow, I don't think you can do that.

And WTF is he so effing obsessed with male private parts? Sheesh.

[eShirl]

43. Pat Robertson is one creepy mofo.

[Hugabear]

46. God also says that gluttony and wrath are deadly sins

But you don't hear these self-righteous assholes mentioning that, do you?

[noiretextatique]

47. newsflash Pat: homosexuals can have children

since we have he same parts as heterosexuals. dumbest shit ever

[AntiFascist]

49. Context is everything....

http://www.stjohnsmcc.org/new/BibleAbuse/Leviticus.php

"... Both this verse and the other from Leviticus (see below) appear in a holiness code that applied to Israel rather than to gentile Christians in an age of grace. Both occur in the clear context of opposition to the practices of the local fertility god Moloch; verse 21 sets the stage for this one by forbidding people from allowing their children to be burned in sacrifice to Moloch, verse 23 prohibits intercourse with animals (the idol of Moloch was in the form of a bull with a man’s head and shoulders, so this verse too may refer to idol worship). At the time, in order to get a conviction, Jewish law required four (male) witnesses, so whatever the action condemned in Leviticus was, it was likely a public event (there are no instances recorded in the Talmud of anyone being brought before the Sanhedrin and charged with homosexual activity). Worship of other gods provided a context where sex is very public, and there are 59 other places in the Bible where the worship of other gods is called an abomination (in the KJV). How could these two verses not apply to temple prostitution?"

[truebrit71]

52. Hey Pat, i was reading leviticus today and it says that if you eat pork or shellfish you're fucked..

...do you follow that 'moral law that god set forth'?...

No? Then go fuck yourself in that part of the anatomy that they concentrate on...

[LynneSin]

84. or wear clothing of mixed fibers

Just saying

[tanyev]

53. Yeah, that chapter also says adulterers should be put to death, Pat.

I think ol' Pat has a few coworkers that have committed adultery. I don't recall hearing him call for a public stoning over it.

[chknltl]

54. Well i don't presume to speak for the gay community....

...but I bet they know a horse's ass when they see one. Mr. P. Robertson you sir are a horse's ass.

[JoePhilly]

55. Ask Pat to demonstrate how a VIRGIN BIRTH works.

He'd probably have an aneurism.

[Hugabear]

56. Homosexuals killing babies and offering them to Moloch?

Still wouldn't be as evil as Robertson and the right-wing conservatives.

[rurallib]

57. I think Leviticus is talking about men lying to men

thus forecasting Mitt Romney.
" it is an abomination for a man to lie with a man as with a woman" - see it is ok to lie with a woman, but not a man, Mitt
So quit your fucking lying, Mitt.

[zappaman]

58. What a piece of shit.

If I prayed, I would pray that Hell truly existed so this fuckstick could become a lifetime member.
Fuck this guy already.

[HockeyMom]

59. Same way straights with fertility problems do

IVF, sperm donors, surrogate mothers. Hello, 21st Century. Do they want to ban this for straight couples too?

[justiceischeap]

60. Here's the thing Pat, if a gay man & a lesbian got together, they could indeed do what you're asking

They would receive no emotional pleasure from the act, and it would go against everything we are, but it could be done.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

68. I take it that Pat knows nothing about "Turkey Baster" babies, right?

or Artificial Insemination? Surrogacy? He does know that gay males produce sperm too- that can be used to produce new life? He really needs to get out more.

[arely staircase]

61. ah, when the crazy turn senile.

It used to be that he just blamed gay people for all the worlds problem. Now he is actually challenging them to make babies. He is really too silly to even get angry with.

[rrneck]

62. Pat's talking shit again. nt

[panader0]

63. This makes me think of the line in the movie "Milk"

with Sean Penn as Harvey Milk. When someone says "You realize that two men cannot make a child." he replies, "Yeah but that doesn't keep us from trying."
I'm sure I'm a bit off in the quote.
And Pat, Leviticus is the Old Testament, you know, before that Christ guy was born.

[Initech]

65. "The land will vomit out its inhabitants"??? WTF does that mean???

[Quantess]

66. Gross.

I am a heterosexual woman, and I have not produced any offspring. So does that weird creep Robertson approve of me, or not? Somehow, I doubt it.

Nobody is ever good enough for that a-hole Robertson. He is born to complain, judge, complain, judge, complain, judge, rinse, repeat.

[Marr]

70. I defy him to produce a single viewer of his show who is presently capable of conceiving a child.

Seriously-- does anyone watch that network who's under 75?

[Spirochete]

72. So many smart people are dead,

but he's still here prattling on and on, ad nauseum...

[backscatter712]

73. Robertson is a slime-ridden slug desperately in need of salt... n/t

[NickB79]

75. Well, he does believe his Savior was born of a virgin woman

So in his worldview, this shouldn't be a shocker at all to him.

[fascisthunter]

76. I pray the man lives a horrible existence...

that he lives in constant pain when alone. His evil harms everybody on such a scale, I can only hope the fucker can't sleep at night, but know deep down inside that he feels no guilt, nor does he have the ability to feel empathy. He is a sick evil man.

[polly7]

77. Strange how these nuts make every issue about 'the babies'

yet can't seem to find an ounce of compassion for them when they're born into the world unwanted or unplanned for and desperately need help. I also wonder if the old fool believes in all of the Old Testament. But ........ I thought this guy had died already. Not that I wish it or anything, but he's already preached enough hate for one lifetime ... he needs to retire.

[alfredo]

78. Pat, is it true that back in the seventies one of your summer interns quit CBN after he was

asked to join in some wife swapping action?

[jberryhill]

79. I defy him to bring forth a coherent thought from that part of the body he concentrates with

[Warren DeMontague]

80. Given all the crap that man pulls put of his ass, its not surprising.

[99Forever]

81. Keep talking you stupid old...

.. hatemonger. There's nothing that can make people see what a bunch hogwash religion is faster than idiots like this creep running their mouths. WTG holy man.

[badhair77]

82. If I recall correctly,

when Pat was a presidential candidate he left the race in scandal. The news broke that years before he had to marry his gf because they were "bringing forth a child." So I guess he was ignoring those biblical references to fornication.

[LynneSin]

83. I defy Pat Robertson to quote the actualy Book, Chapter & Verse where Jesus condemned homosexuality

I win!

[sarcasmo]

85. Crazy doubles down with even more crazy.

[badhair77]

86. He's quite obsessed with sex, isn't he.

[Trillo]

87. We're gonna need some new holidays.

National Idiot Day?