Borowitz on why Romney HAD to pick Ryan..

[ehrnst]

Since Romney doesn't care about poor people, he needed to balance the ticket with someone who doesn't care about old people. - Andy Borowitz

[lunatica]

1. A match made in heaven

But who's heaven is the question.

[pacalo]

2. That's not only good, it's accurate.

[LibDemAlways]

3. No evidence either of these goons cares about anyone

other than rich white guys. Birds of a feather. Anyone who thinks either of them has a shred of compassion is delusional.

[magic59]

4. Both are sociopaths, are unable to care for or about anybody but themselves.

In that respect they make a good team. They may get 40% of the vote, that number pretty much matches the percentage of mentally ill, extremely stupid, religious fanatics and the filthy rich in this country.

[roody]

5. Did Rmoney balance the ticket

with a taxpayer?

[rurallib]

6. But who's going to hate the children?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

7. They're still considering Newt Gingrich for a cabinet seat.

To fill that void.

[Gregorian]

8. Haha. That is just brilliant.

On the other hand...oh, I don't even want to think about it.


Carry on.

[UTUSN]

9. His other comment, RYAN don't like ObamaCARE, MediCARE, or CARE!1 n/t

[lastlib]

12. He only likes GOPDoesn'tCare

and KochBrothersDon'tCare

[mick063]

10. I'll bet $10,000 they lose.

I'm just waiting for the debates. Romney will get rattled and become a gaffe machine.

I am relieved he picked a radical. Pciking a moderate would have made him much more dangerous.

[lastlib]

13. Joe Biden will rip Paul Ryan a new hole.

Gut 'im and fillet 'im like a perch, as my grandfather would say...

[Quantess]

11. Too funny!

K & R

[seanpencil]

14. or female people

[unionthug]

15. no adjective required

Neither of them care about any of 'you people'