Crap. I didn't think I cared but now I want "Man on Dog" Ricky to win Iowa so bad I can taste it.

[yellowcanine]

Mitt is ahead if Ricky by a dog's turd at the moment. I am so hoping Ricky can hang on and strut around with his shit eating grin until he gets blasted out of the water in New Hampshire.

[Newsjock]

1. Ew. Bad metaphor.

I'll hang up on myself now.

[Warpy]

2. Not me

Not until our elections are 100% transparent with hand recounts on a spot check basis to keep them a little more honest will I wish for a total lunatic on the GOP side.

Remember what happened when they cheated a dry drunk religious nut into office for 8 years. I don't want to take the slightest chance of repeating it.

ETA: mouthwash will kill the taste of that brown frothy stuff.

[HangOnKids]

16. Dry Drunk?

W was plastered 100% of his term imho.

[Angry Dragon]

3. DO. NOT. TASTE. IT

[givemebackmycountry]

4. Me too...

The batshit craziest coming out ahead is a good thing.
If if it's only for a little while.

[ingac70]

7. New Hampshire will only be temporary....

the craziness will return in South Carolina.

[BeaufortPenguin]

13. Yeah, The Batschitt Crazies Down Here

preferr Crazy Eyes, Dingleperry, and the Noot over any of the other clowns

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. Slew of ew.

[NYC_SKP]

6. FROTHY!

No, not in your mouth!

[Ikonoklast]

8. Oy. There goes dinner.

There should be a law against posting about Santorum and 'taste it' in the same sentence.

[MNBrewer]

9. Santorum in middle of 3-way

[ingac70]

14. Eeeewwww! eom.

[yellowcanine]

10. Mitt is actually ahead of Ricky by a dog's (log shaped feces). I don't know what I was thinking.

[Kalidurga]

11. Poor Mittens he can't get a clear lead even over the most insane people in his party...

Ricky can take anything but last place as a victory. Mittens needs a clear majority to claim victory, he may end up being the perennial bridesmaid during this whole process yet somehow finally woo his party and get the nomination. Or, he really might lose it. I don't think he is a lock as the nominee like many do. I don't see the Republicans having a choice, but who knows they might blow it big and nominate someone else.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

12. I know! I hate Mitt Romney more than anything. If he wins tonight, it's over. Mittens has

the money and the Corporate Media behind him.


SHIT!! SHIT!! SHIT!!!

[Odin2005]

15. EWWW! You could have worded that better!

[yellowcanine]

17. Woo hoo! Ricky snatches back the lead from Mitt! Fight to the bitter end to be top dog in Iowa!

Pass the popcorn.

[yellowcanine]

18. Ricky now up by about 600 votes over Mitt. Since some counties are already all in with 150 total

votes that is actually a fairly decent lead.

[yellowcanine]

19. Aw crap! Mitt now up by 500 votes.

[yellowcanine]

20. No wait! Ricky top dog again! Ok this could go on like this for a while.....

[phleshdef]

21. LOL. Same here. I'm sitting here shouting "Woop WILLIARDS ASS!" at my tv. My wife thinks I lost it.

But I can't help myself. Just the humiliation factor for Romney alone is enough to make me cheer Santorum's upset.