Introducing the Trump Translator

[meow2u3]

http://www.donaldtrumptranslator.com/

Type any sentence and out comes Trumpese. Try it.

[Sanity Claws]

1. "Please pass the salt" was translated into:

"And honestly, it was both very beautiful and very sad - please pass the salt. I think we're going to win this election."

Frankly I think he would have reached over several people and accused them of conspiring to hide the salt from him.

[Maru Kitteh]

2. .

"I was going to say something extremely rough. But I just can't do it, but I need a box of French fries and a new pair of socks. She does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

[phylny]

3. .

You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass, but my hair got ruined in the rain. Remember to vote on 28th November!

[fierywoman]

4. Does anyone remember "California Spinach Language" from about 1978?