Gateway Pundit: Mueller's "Accuser" Has Fled, Won't Be At Press Conference After All As She Fears...

[Soph0571]

...For Her Life

Surprise!!!!!!

Posted today by the homocon fake news site Gateway Pundit:

The woman accusing Mueller of rape was slated to detail her encounter with the special counsel at a press conference Burkman and Wohl are hosting in Arlington, Virginia Thursday at noon.

However, upon arriving in Washington, DC she panicked and boarded a flight to another location. Below is a photo of Wohl and the accuser, who at this time is fearful for her life and requests to remain anonymous.

[link:https://www.joemygod.com/2018/11/gateway-pundit-muellers-accuser-has-fled-wont-be-at-press-conference-after-all-as-she-fears-for-her-life/|

Oh my!!! What a surprise....NOT

[sandensea]

1. "Momma, momma!"

"The spaghetti on the wall ain't stickin'!"

[CincyDem]

2. Excuse me sir, would you like fries with that nothing-burger ? hahaha n/t

[calimary]

28. Good one! "Freedom Fries" anyone?

[Achilleaze]

3. How perfectly republican

to lie and then dodge the truth.

G.O.P. the "party of personal responsibility"

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. So why are the MAGA morons holding a press conference?

Are they hoping to hasten their trials and prison sentences?

These clowns are trying to frame Robert Fucking Mueller, former FBI Director, current Special Counsel to the FBI, and the guy who took down the Boston Mafia. These idiots are like a fart in a hurricane. They deserve what's coming their way.

[TEB]

5. His mother needs to ground Jacob

Go to your room

[AJT]

19. "and no using the phone for a week! Now go and think about what you've done."

[TEB]

22. Totally 😂

Do not Make me go mom on your ass Jacob

Don’t you give me that look young man to your room now

[AJT]

23. did you just roll your eyes ay me?

no dessert for you tonight.

[AmandaRuth]

42. YOU

are so grounded. No prom for you.

[TEB]

46. Dammit Jacob

I told you to stop hanging around with that Stephen Miller boy

[TeamPooka]

27. His mother is probably a POS like him and his dad.

[TEB]

29. Well that made me think

Then their problay proud of junior turd

[TeamPooka]

40. sure. he made the liberals mad so he can be president one day thats all the GOP needs as a qualifier

[uponit7771]

43. lofl

[Bfd]

6. A plane back to Russia

Was she one of the Wohl Girls from his Craigslist model search?
He so wanted to be like Trump.
Study him, learn from him, be him

[Squinch]

7. This is the best thing they could have done for us. It was inevitable

that some asshole would do something like this. The fact that it was such an incompetent boob inoculates Mueller from any better funded, more competent liars who might come forward.

[Leghorn21]

8. Bbbbut Jacob just posted this a little bit ago!

Tick tock

Link to tweet

[MagickMuffin]

9. What year did Mueller "rape" her???

When did this occur when she was 2?

She looks around the same age of whoever she is with in the picture.

Who knows it could be a random person he found at the airport. "Hey Lady, I'll pay you $1000, just to pose in a selfie with me."

[Roland99]

10. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Denzil_DC]

11. There are strong suspicions that the redacted woman in the OP photo with Wohl

is Cassandra Fairbanks. A quick Google search on her name will show what she's all about.

I'm disappointed. I thought it would turn out to be



Which would have cleared up the mystery about where he currently is.

This isn't the first time Burkman has hyped up a press conference like this only to have his main "witness" disappear - many predicted this would happen yesterday.

[Fullduplexxx]

13. Is that really ghouliani when he dragged it up

[Denzil_DC]

14. Oh yup. n/t

[brush]

16. Sure looks like it.

[not fooled]

45. You can tell by the crazy eyeballs

dead giveaway.

[CrispyQ]

17. LOl

Wasn't he talking to Trump when this photo was taken?

[Denzil_DC]

31. In euphemistic terms, yes.

In plain talk, Giuli was about to be groped as he'd presumably never been groped before.

"Presumably" is working pretty hard there.

[Fullduplexxx]

12. She flew back to moscow

[exboyfil]

15. The press should ask why she didn't

file an affidavit.

[Princess Turandot]

18. But she was going to explain a new law of physics...

.. how Director Mueller was in NYC for a seminar whilst he was reporting for jury duty in D.C. Superior Court that same day. And was voir-dired to boot, which resulted in a report about it in WaPo the next day. Unless, of course, ole J. Edgar had a Trek transporter in the basement of the FBI building.

Robert Mueller dutifully doing his jury duty in D.C. Superior Court on Monday. The FBI director (with an ear-pieced security guy in tow) made it all the way into the jury box for voir dire on a gun-possession case and got a warm smile from the judge ... but he was quickly excused (the "work in law enforcement?" question seemed to do it).

https://web.archive.org/web/20181031001043/http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2010/08/hey_isnt_that_robert_mueller_r.html

[Denzil_DC]

20. If people on Twitter who're more familiar with airports than I am are to be trusted,

she'd also need to explain why she and Wohl are pictured up there in LAX when the press conference is in Washington.

[AJT]

21. it would be priceless to see the look on these a$$clowns faces if Mueller

showed up at the "news conference".

[Peachhead22]

24. What, you mean a false accusation could get me in trouble?!

Screw this, I'm outta here.

[magicarpet]

25. This Jacob Wohl dude is like the Project Veritas guy James O'Keeffe...

They are latter day Fascist young Republican political operatives who emulate and worship the ground of "Rat Fuckers" like Roger Stone and fantasize reaching the depths of his Nazi like depravities habitually schemed up against Liberal Democrats.

They will stop at nothing to advance their narrow minded causes and warped agendas. Winning is all, winning is everything. Criminality is inconsequential because your cause is so noble and so great.

[calimary]

26. "Credible accusations"????

[Tommy_Carcetti]

30. The accuser's name is Marge Margarine, and here's her picture:

(Please believe us, and whatever you do, don't Google "Marge Margarine" or "Kate Upton". Thank you.)

[SWBTATTReg]

32. These people threatening to make false allegations etc. need to go to jail. Period. nt

[2naSalit]

33. I hope he leaves the building

with some nice guys in black suits and a shiny SUV, oh and some nice bracelets too.

[DFW]

34. Did someone explain to her the penalty for perjury?

She might have come to the conclusion that $20,000 that she might or might not collect wasn't worth the risk of a felony perjury charge. I'd guess her conclusion was correct if she did.

[jmbar2]

35. Cassandra is live streaming the "press conference"

...so yeah, she's in the building.

https://twitter.com/jacobawohl


Jacob, stop digging that hole!

[Onyrleft]

36. The real really for real woman,

yeah she went to the same also real school as my totally real sixth grade girlfriend.

[sunonmars]

37. I'll put good money on the fact, she actually doesnt exist.

[Scurrilous]

38. That's probably his Mom.

[sunonmars]

39. He looks an evil little shit, straight out of the Hitler youth.

[Dan]

41. Actually, if you have knowledge of a felony and don't report it, you might be quilty of a crime.

Jacob Wohl needs to identify this person to the FBI so that they can do a full investigation, it is the right thing to do.

Now, if Jacob is lying and having made false accusations against someone, he might be legally liable.

Seems to me, poor Jacob is between a rock and a hard place.

[watoos]

44. How about obstruction of justice

regarding the Mueller investigation?

[pnwmom]

47. LOL, I thought she was supposed to be Carolyne Cass. This is so confusing.

Can't they get their stories straight?


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