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fleur-de-lisa

(14,624 posts) Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:31 PM Nov 2018

This pretty much sums up the Jacob Wohl "presser" re: fake Robert Mueller rape allegation

Caroline O. @RVAwonk

Jacob Wohl & Jack Burkman (pictured) claim a woman (not there) approached Wohl b/c of his great investigative skills & asked his company (before the company was even registered) to investigate her allegations to "see if there was anything to them." ..her own allegations.

Link to tweet

And Berkman's fly was down during the event! Peak 2018!!!

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This pretty much sums up the Jacob Wohl "presser" re: fake Robert Mueller rape allegation (Original Post) fleur-de-lisa Nov 2018 OP

Also, Jacob Wohl is the new Mozart. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2018 #1

Wohl is the new Mozart--of fraud and hatefulness n/t Julian Englis Nov 2018 #19

Right, and one of them can't remember to close his fly. redstatebluegirl Nov 2018 #2

And the moron had an unzipped fly. Pity Puddles Nov 2018 #3

Perhaps their "victim" SoCalNative Nov 2018 #5

classy Demonaut Nov 2018 #7

Seriously? As I said yesterday -- why all these sexual comments obamanut2012 Nov 2018 #18

This message was self-deleted by its author Demonaut Nov 2018 #6

And Berkman's fly was down during the event! Ha ha ha ha ha. Wintryjade Nov 2018 #4

Best question of the whole press conference: dalton99a Nov 2018 #8

Really? A HERETIC I AM Nov 2018 #10

One question left unanswered: JaneQPublic Nov 2018 #9

Same pair that plays Donnie Jr. and Eric... SeattleVet Nov 2018 #12

Ooh, good one! JaneQPublic Nov 2018 #13

Read my mind -- I've been thinking the Trump boys just HAVE to be in on this somehow Blue Owl Nov 2018 #14

There's gonna be fun times 2naSalit Nov 2018 #11

K&R UTUSN Nov 2018 #15

Can the Rump pardon them? ProudLib72 Nov 2018 #16

The firm. does not. exist. It is literally just Jacob. DesertRat Nov 2018 #17

Fools iluvtennis Nov 2018 #20

Berkman EXPOSED!! aeromanKC Nov 2018 #21

Are you referring to his lies or his open fly at the presser? fleur-de-lisa Nov 2018 #22

Wonkette at its best Izzy Blue Nov 2018 #23

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,155 posts)

1. Also, Jacob Wohl is the new Mozart.

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:31 PM

Nov 2018

So says Jack Burkman.

Julian Englis

(2,309 posts)

19. Wohl is the new Mozart--of fraud and hatefulness n/t

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 04:14 PM

Nov 2018

redstatebluegirl

(12,265 posts)

2. Right, and one of them can't remember to close his fly.

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:32 PM

Nov 2018

Pity Puddles

(98 posts)

3. And the moron had an unzipped fly.

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:33 PM

Nov 2018

Pretty much the Republican way...

SoCalNative

(4,613 posts)

5. Perhaps their "victim"

Reply to Pity Puddles (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:37 PM

Nov 2018

was servicing him before the presser

Demonaut

(8,914 posts)

7. classy

Reply to SoCalNative (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:41 PM

Nov 2018

obamanut2012

(26,047 posts)

18. Seriously? As I said yesterday -- why all these sexual comments

Reply to SoCalNative (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 03:57 PM

Nov 2018

by posters? This one, Lindsey Graham being a "cocksucker," using violent rape analogies, why do all of you do it, and why does DU allow it?

Why target an unknown woman and be smirky about her performing oral sex on this idiot. Why not just say this guy is an unprofessional idiot?

Why do people not see how insidious these comments are, and how inappropriate they are. No wonder so many women have left DU.

Response to Pity Puddles (Reply #3)

Demonaut This message was self-deleted by its author.

Wintryjade

(814 posts)

4. And Berkman's fly was down during the event! Ha ha ha ha ha.

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:33 PM

Nov 2018

dalton99a

(81,406 posts)

8. Best question of the whole press conference:

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:46 PM

Nov 2018

Caroline O.
‏ @RVAwonk

Best question of the whole press conference:

Reporter: "Are you both prepared to go to federal prison?"

Jack Burkman: "No, we are not."
8/

A HERETIC I AM

(24,362 posts)

10. Really?

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #8)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:52 PM

Nov 2018

Was that actually asked?

God damn, that's funny!

This whole thing reminds me of that nitwit, short time DU'er Asher Heimerman and his "CONFERENCE CALL IN TEN MINUTES" decree!

A fucking nobody trying to be a somebody and they aren't even somebody else's somebody!

For those that have no idea, just Google the name. Yes, he was a member here for a while.

JaneQPublic

(7,113 posts)

9. One question left unanswered:

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 01:51 PM

Nov 2018

Who should play them on SNL?

Like the Kanye Oval Office presser, this will be another SNL piece where they can use the actual transcript as their script, and it will be a laugh riot.

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)

12. Same pair that plays Donnie Jr. and Eric...

Reply to JaneQPublic (Reply #9)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 02:16 PM

Nov 2018

and at the end of the skit, they start removing makeup to show that it really *is* that dynamic duo behind the masks!

JaneQPublic

(7,113 posts)

13. Ooh, good one!

Reply to SeattleVet (Reply #12)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 02:26 PM

Nov 2018

Send your resume to Lorne Michaels!

Blue Owl

(50,291 posts)

14. Read my mind -- I've been thinking the Trump boys just HAVE to be in on this somehow

Reply to SeattleVet (Reply #12)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 02:33 PM

Nov 2018

2naSalit

(86,345 posts)

11. There's gonna be fun times

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 02:14 PM

Nov 2018

at the federal pen in the coming weeks! Hoo boy, a brand new comedy act.

UTUSN

(70,650 posts)

15. K&R

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 02:54 PM

Nov 2018

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

16. Can the Rump pardon them?

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 02:56 PM

Nov 2018

They would make good court jesters at his palace.

DesertRat

(27,995 posts)

17. The firm. does not. exist. It is literally just Jacob.

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 03:02 PM

Nov 2018

Link to tweet

iluvtennis

(19,835 posts)

20. Fools

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 04:14 PM

Nov 2018

aeromanKC

(3,322 posts)

21. Berkman EXPOSED!!

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 04:17 PM

Nov 2018

Open for all to see.

fleur-de-lisa

(14,624 posts)

22. Are you referring to his lies or his open fly at the presser?

Reply to aeromanKC (Reply #21)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 04:18 PM

Nov 2018

Izzy Blue

(282 posts)

23. Wonkette at its best

Reply to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 04:34 PM

Nov 2018

So funny!

"Jacob Wohl's Imaginary Robert-Mueller-Accusing Girlfriend Had To Go Back To Canada We Guess
Evan Hurst
November 01, 2018 01:06 PM

", we have some bad news. We had been looking forward to today, when the double genius duo of Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman would turn the Russia No Collusion Witch Hunt OOPSY DAISY UPSIDE DOWN with their press conference (at the Holiday Inn in Rosslyn, Virginia, naturally) where a very credible woman they DID NOT PAY would come forward to say that special counsel Robert Mueller had raped or sexually assaulted her.

Oh don't worry, the press conference is still happening (right now in fact!), because THE SHOW MUST GO ON! It's just that the accuser isn't there, because, despite how she is totally real and stuff, she FEARS FOR HER LIFE."

long read
https://www.wonkette.com/jacob-wohls-imaginary-robert-mueller-accusing-wealth-lady-will-not-be-joining-us-today

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