Yet another Midterm high point: Jim Jordan's dream of becoming Speaker has swirled down the commode.

[Miles Archer]

[wryter2000]

1. Lordy

I'd forgotten about that. You've made me happy all over again.

[The Genealogist]

2. And sane Americans everywhere breathe a sigh of relief

Won't shut his mouth but it'll keep him in check

[Zambero]

3. He's got them blue shirt blues

Unencumbered by not having a gavel in his future, Jordan can now focus on those larger issues.

[Sneederbunk]

4. Can Dem House establish new rules of decorum and

require Gym to wear jacket?

[KCDebbie]

5. This phucker got re-elected?!?! How did I miss that?

[democratisphere]

6. Great news about the miserable bastard!

[world wide wally]

7. Apparently he doesn't want to be House "Minority" leader

[Fullduplexxx]

8. Womp womp and thoughts and prayers