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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz: Trump Unable to Stop Caravan of Democratic Women Invading Washington
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump warned on Wednesday that a caravan of Democratic women was heading toward Washington, D.C., with the explicit goal of invading the nations capital.
Speaking at a press conference at the White House, Trump acknowledged that he had failed in his bid to stop the caravan, which is on schedule to arrive in Washington on January 3, 2019.
The Democrats are responsible for sending this caravan, and, frankly, its a disgrace, he said. They are sending some dangerous women.
Elaborating on the threat posed by the caravan, Trump said, Some of these women have fought in wars. They have fired guns. One of them is a mixed-martial-arts specialist. These are women who will kick your ass without hesitating.
Trump denied that he was irresponsibly stoking fears about the caravan of females. Every Republican in Washington should be scared shitless of these women, he said. I know I am.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-unable-to-stop-caravan-of-democratic-women-invading-washington
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Borowitz: Trump Unable to Stop Caravan of Democratic Women Invading Washington (Original Post)
DesertRat
Nov 2018
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sheshe2
(83,660 posts)1. Bwahahahaha.
Good one!
calimary
(81,127 posts)2. Andy Borowitz!!!
Nails another one!
malaise
(268,721 posts)3. Bwaaaaaaaah
onetexan
(13,024 posts)4. Lol love it
Danascot
(4,690 posts)5. These are women who will kick your ass without hesitating.
That's why we sent them!
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)7. "Every Republican in Washington should be scared shitless of these women"
Yes!
treestar
(82,383 posts)6. They are sending their best people though
some dangerous women!