Criminal terrorist immigrant caravan now forecast to arrive in November 2020

[struggle4progress]

According to the latest computer models, frightening hoards of criminal terrorist immigrants are no longer expected to invade the United States this week

The invasion is instead expected to occur soon after Tuesday, 3 November 2020. Stay tuned to this station for warnings

[Basement Beat]

1. Hah!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

10. This Opening Post is too much fun for us to let it vanish. KICK!

[calimary]

2. Pretty doggone good!

[redstateblues]

3. That would be funny if it wasn't true

[struggle4progress]

5. "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand" -- Mark Twain

[Lucky Luciano]

4. What we see vs what they see

We see:



What the trumpanzees see:

[Dem_4_Life]

6. LOL they are slow walkers!

[central scrutinizer]

11. It's because they are infected with smallpox

And Ebola and flesh eating bacteria.

[Tom Rivers]

7. Sadly, the same people who fell for that this time

will be the same people who fall for that next time, including the national media who ran stories on it 24/7.

Trumpers and MAGAt security moms aren't the best or brightest people. Sad.

[gratuitous]

8. Oh, come now

The media won't fall for that Caravan of Death nonsense again. That's why Republicans keep coming up with new and different "crises" to scare voters with before each election day. Past hits have included the great Ebola virus threat, and the imminent collapse of the U.S. financial system (okay, that one was real, but the ransom note slipped under the door just prior to election day was bogus). In 2020, they'll have invented a whole new crisis to frighten people with.

For now, the Caravan of Death has magically disappeared. All those column inches the Washington Post and the New York Times devoted to the Scary Brown Hordes have been freed up to concentrate on important stuff.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. This mythical invasion was postponed to coincide with space-aliens invading Roswell

The strategy is obvious space-invaders from above, as New Mexico is hit with another type of alien invader from the south.
Seriously, though these right-wing militia terrorists, coming here from other states are the real threat.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

12. will the invasion be televised again?

The criminal terrorist immigrant caravan had lots and lots of air time on tv, until Tuesday. Just wondering if it will get more tv time when it starts up again in 2020.

Also, whatever happened to the hippies on LSD and commies and (whisper it very quietly, lest you awaken zombie Atwater) blacks on heroin who were going to destroy America before Nixon was elected?