Two happy people, and yet, a third has a sad. It's like he's expecting something sad to happen.

[Miles Archer]

[Laf.La.Dem.]

1. Compare this to when he saw Putin!!

Makes you want to cry

[LakeSuperiorView]

2. But that changed when Putin arrived...

[uppityperson]

12. He looks like my dog when he got in the garbage, fear smiling

[smirkymonkey]

3. Putin doesn't love him enough?

Poor wittle Donny!

[spanone]

4. they're not ALL PRAISING HIM. he's bored.

[Miles Archer]

6. He found out that, unlike Bastille Day, this visit will NOT feature a Military Parade

My educated guess is that VERY soon after returning to the U.S., he will schedule a "MAGA rally" so he can bask in the adoration of the people who REALLY matter to him. Well..."matter" is a subjective term in his case. They matter as long as they are useful. Once they question his wonderfulness, they revert to simple dumb asses who bought one of his red hats.

[Ilsa]

5. And Macron's and Merkel's countenances flipped. nt

[Skidmore]

13. And their eyes are

shooting death rays.

[Sneederbunk]

7. Merkel: Damn it, stuck again.

[lunatica]

8. Trump can't read but he's feigning intelligence by

pretending to read because Merkel and Macron are ignoring him and having fun.

He could have turned to Melania and pretended to talk to her but you never see them do more than just stand or sit next to each other.

[blueinredohio]

9. He's sad because there are no pictures in the book.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. He's stuck outside in the cold, sitting next to Angela Merkel,

attending a memorial celebration for soldiers who've been dead for 100 years so who cares?, not a big hairy-chested military parade with lots of tanks and soldiers saluting him like he wanted and that he could whine to the Pentagon about wanting a bigger one.

[Takket]

11. He's holding that pamphlet like he is fantasizing it is a phone with Twitter on it

[Blue Owl]

14. He's gone into default toilet formation

n/t