Sarah Sanders spews the WH lie about why Trump was a no show

[Demovictory9]

Link to tweet

Stung by criticism for not attending an event honoring U.S. military dead, the White House Hag Sarah Sanders says Idiot Trump didn't want to disrupt Paris roadways for a motorcade to a cemetery in northern France. Who comes up with these lies?

[smirkymonkey]

1. How fucking lame can you get?

I am so sick of this shit-show. They can't go away soon enough for me.

[vlyons]

13. weak weak weak

nt

[Cirque du So-What]

2. We're expected to believe

Cheeto Benito GAF about traffic patterns in Paris - much less being the cause of a disruption? They're not even trying anymore.

[blugbox]

3. Couldn't hitch a ride

With ANY of the other leaders who managed to show up no problem?

[rzemanfl]

8. Would you give that piece of shit a lift? I suppose he could ride like

Romney's dog.

[blugbox]

15. Hahaha now that you mention it...

You are correct. I would not offer him a ride.

I'd tell the driver to speed up and aim for the puddle he's standing next to lol*

*I only advocate this kind of behavior towards tRump

I think he's much like a gremlin... as far as absolutely not getting him wet.

[underpants]

22. They could have gotten their cars together and formed a...uh... caravan

just saying

[rzemanfl]

4. "White House Hag?" Is that what they call all non-Hope Hicks doppelgangers now?

Kinda sexist, but earned.

[RockRaven]

5. How delusional is she to think people will believe Trump's security is so night-and-day different

from Macron + Merkel + Trudeau + etc, etc. that Trump's inclusion or not would have any discernible impact on traffic delays?

What hubris! What narcissism!

[Yonnie3]

6. Good grief!

What bullshit!

If that was a concern, maybe they could have joined the motorcade(s) of the other heads of state.

Who comes up with these lies? Could it be that alternate facts lady?

[gratuitous]

7. Trump was just thinking of others

You know how these spontaneous adoring rallies break out whenever Trump appears. He knew that if he attended the solemn memorial ceremonies that one of his campaign rallies was liable to just happen, and Trump knew that on this day the attention should really have been given over to the soldiers who died in battle, even though he prefers soldiers who don't die.

Look for this specious bit of ridiculous to appear soon at a website near you.

[rzemanfl]

10. Yep, topless women and all....n/t

[Me.]

9. Because They've Never Had Motorcades In Northern France

and besides, the French who funded the revolution of our country to their detriment are just so hapless

[Squinch]

21. And with all the world leaders who DID show, they didn't have about 12 motorcades that very day.

Assholes gotta be assholes.

[C_U_L8R]

11. And what about today? What's his excuse for today?

[Justice4JFK]

12. Money Cannot Buy Class

Keep stumbling over your contrived script right out of town...amazing what can happen when an irate, spoiled toddler is allowed to purchase the presidency.

[underpants]

24. It certainly can't. N/t

[spanone]

14. of course, because we all know how considerate he is of others.....

[BHDem53]

16. The daughter of a

preacher man shouldn't lie so much

[dchill]

19. She learned to lie at Daddy's knee.

[underpants]

23. PK

Preacher's Kid. They tend to be wild ones. They can do no wrong and many of them take advantage of it. Think Joel Osteen and Franklin Graham.

[LiberalFighter]

17. The real reason he didn't show up...

no golden showers.

[dchill]

18. So, I guess he's going to stop causing those traffic jams in South Florida, too.

Mar a La-gone!

[Gregory Peccary]

20. This has to be an article from The Onion, right?