My wife figured out why trump didn't go to the cemetery on Saturday...

[George II]

I was showing some of the coverage of trump's visit to Paris, she said "look at that, Melania is wearing Manolo Blahnik shoes! THAT'S why they didn't go, she didn't want to ruin her $500 shoes in the rain!"

[hlthe2b]

1. I surely don't think Melania's concerns factor in with Trump.

[Achilleaze]

2. Manolo Blahnik shoes !! Mrs. Dirty Donny* is following OJ Simpson's fashion lead

* aka spousal unit belonging, temporarily, to Dirty Donny, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

The real story behind OJ Simpson and the Manolo Blah-nik shoes:
https://footwearnewsonyahoo.tumblr.com/post/138564691331/the-real-story-behind-the-infamous-oj-simpson

[Happyhippychick]

3. Your wife is misguided

Melania would never put a shoe on her foot that costs less than $2000. $500 is for "the little people"

[Johnny2X2X]

4. The Military told him no on his parade

Trump's dictator like Military parade was supposed to happen this weekend. The military told him no, his ignoring Veteran's Day was his way of pouting and letting them know he wasn't happy he didn't get a parade to honor himself with.

[lame54]

5. What's the big deal - the American people...

Can buy her several more pairs

[Pathwalker]

6. No, it proves he's a Witch*, and would melt in front of the world.

Thus helping Mr. Mueller find the head witch* on his "Witch Hunt."

* With apologies to actual witches, of which I am one.