Self-driving vehicles will lead to a rise in car sex, according to a new study.

[safeinOhio]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/driverless-cars-will-lead-to-more-sex-in-cars-study-finds-2018-11-12


People will be more likely to eat, sleep and engage in on-the-road hanky-panky when robot cars become the new normal, according to research published in the most recent issue of the journal Annals of Tourism Research.

[JHan]

1. ...

[FSogol]

2. WOOT!

Won't it get rid of DWI and distracted driving accidents too?

[melm00se]

12. and speeding

which will cut into fine revenues that some localities rely on.

[meow2u3]

43. You might get a DWS ticket

DWS - Driving While Screwing

[SimpleC]

3. SHIT... 0_0!!

I'm financing one today!!!..

[FSogol]

20. If the self-driving car is a rockin', don't come a knockin'

[Wellstone ruled]

4. Soooooo.

Come on,nature will survive. Get over it. That is why you install dark window tint. Geese!

[RKP5637]

5. Brings a new concept to backseat driving (driving it home). Look Ma, no hands.

[NurseJackie]

7. "Look Ma, no hands."

Look Ma, no hands.

[JHan]

33. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha

[JHan]

34. lol

[Meowmee]

6. They will lead

To more accidents and deaths, I predict there will never be a real move to them.

[tonedevil]

25. Your belief in the...

superiority of human drivers over machines is adorable.

[Meowmee]

37. Thanks😹

Many real people can do things and drive cars at the same time, Although it is mostly illegal, while computers, prolly just can’t drive cars at all.

[DBoon]

8. I thought automobiles reproduced asexually

Learn something new every day

[lagomorph777]

26. Boom! We have a winner!

[Johnny2X2X]

9. This technology has the potential to revolutionize American Life

Could make for even more sprawl. Consider that if you subscribed to a service for self driving cars to take you to and from work, you might be more inclined to live further from work since you'd now be able to do what you want while riding. Maybe I live 2 hours from my job, well that's not as huge of a deal if I'm not driving, I can nap on the way to work, and on the way home I can unwind, catch up on the news, or maybe even continue working.

Also, these cars will eventually have black out windows.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

41. more asphalt and concrete. yay?

[Ilsa]

10. Pull-out beds? A place to stash condoms or other

Contraceptives and toys? Windows that "frost over" on command?

[RKP5637]

16. New car options!!! Draws and Beds! Plus the delight kit option! LOL! n/t

[Liberal In Texas]

47. Gives a new meaning to Sport Utility Vehicle. n/t

[Gregory Peccary]

11. Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase.....

.... "can I give you a ride"?

[RKP5637]

13. LOL!!! n/t

[MineralMan]

14. Car sex always involved parking in some secluded place

when I was young. I assume that sort of hanky-panky will continue apace, driverless cars or not.

[Guppy]

15. raise your hand if you ever had sex in a car

extra credit if the car was moving

[RKP5637]

17. ...

[MineralMan]

19. Duh. Where else as a high school kid?

At least in my day.

[Kaleva]

39. And in the older days, they did it in the ditch.

No teen had access to a car.

[MineralMan]

42. Or in the meadow or in the forest.

People will find a way, it seems.

[NightWatcher]

21. And whilst driving.... a Toyota Corolla, Ford Ranger, and two Maseratis.

I didn't need a self driving car....

[eShirl]

18. duh.

[Yavin4]

22. Car Sex??

[Wounded Bear]

23. Some things are just classics...

[DavidDvorkin]

24. That's fine, as long as it doesn't distract the AI.

[unblock]

27. so that's where smart cars come from! they're adorable!

https://www.smartusa.com/

[delisen]

28. But the SEX will be with ROBOTS

[Major Nikon]

36. At least it will keep them off the appliances

[delisen]

44. LOL nt

[LiberalFighter]

29. Will they need to redesign the inside of the car to allow more room for it?

Maybe no front seat? But if something goes wrong with the programming what do they do?

[unblock]

30. this calls for some music:

[awesomerwb1]

31. He died in his bed

What, heart attack??

No. Car crash.

[Kaleva]

40. My grandfather died in his sleep while his passengers died screaming in horror.

Heard that joke years ago.

[nocoincidences]

32. Oh Lordy, no, not car sex! :gasp:

This country is on the road to hell.

Never ever has anyone ever been able to have sex in a car. Right?

I mean, it just couldn't have happened in the Sixties with those big old behemoth cars.

That was just a fantasy I had back in High School, it didn't really happen! Nope, not at all.

[ProudLib72]

35. Prediction: self-driving vehicles will lead to a sudden population increase

This will lead to an increase in demand for self-driving vehicles.

The cycle will continue out of control.

When can we have sex in rocket ships on their way to the Mars colony?

[A HERETIC I AM]

38. So the expression "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!!" can finally be taken literally?

[milestogo]

45. WHO GETS PAID TO STUDY CAR SEX?

I WANT TO KNOW.

[Takket]

46. poor car, trying to adjust to all the... um... unforseen lateral forces LOL

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