I got this email from "Melania Trump" today

[left-of-center2012]

(I blocked out the contact info)

[guillaumeb]

1. Clearly this is legitimate.

As legitimate as the Trump Presidency.

[Wounded Bear]

2. Pffffftttt!

I wouldn't bother for less than $25 mill at least.

[Yonnie3]

3. I think it might be a scam

The English is far too good to be from Ms. 'Rump.

[IggleDuer]

7. OTOH - the English is far too good to be from Mr. Trump as well.

N/T

[jberryhill]

4. 18 million? What happened to the other half?

That card had 36 million on it when I left it in Africa. Tell the bastids it better have the full 36 on it when they send it, and not just 18.

You gotta know how to deal with these people.

[COLGATE4]

5. Finders' fee???

[jberryhill]

6. They didn't refund me for the dead parrot

[COLGATE4]

12. I think that alone calls for

suing the shit out of them.

[monmouth4]

8. She never writes to me, makes me sad..n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

9. No It Doesn't!

You just made that up. It would make you no more sad than it makes me. In fact, i would find it sad to get an email from her!!!

[monmouth4]

11. You do realize I was being sarcastic, right? n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

16. Yeah!

That's why the "hi" gif. I was playing along.

[enid602]

10. Trump

She must have gotten her husband to write it for her. He’s the brains in that outfit.

[lpbk2713]

13. What a stroke of luck.

[Leith]

14. He He He

Well worth the 10 minute watch. He has several routines where he shows how he futzes with email scammers.

[FakeNoose]

15. Melania is in cahoots with the Nigerian princes!

That was quite a vacation she had in Africa last month!

[Retrograde]

18. Ah, that explains the trip to Africa...(n/t)

[spanone]

17. I'd spend that 18 Million real quick!!!!!

[jberryhill]

19. ...on gifts for your favorite DUers

[spanone]

20. What else????

[lindysalsagal]

21. "according to the imf officer" "and there scam artist"

Shakespear. Pure Shakespear.