Madame Tussauds: Sculptor couldn't duplicate Trump's hair with human hair-So he settled for yak hair

[kpete]

“Every other wax figure at Madame Tussauds has human hair, but Trump’s orange mane could not be realistically duplicated with anything human. The sculptor settled on yak hair, said museum marketing director Matthew Clarkson.”







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[peekaloo]

1. Yeti pubes not available?

[Thomas Hurt]

3. I am thinking it is an alien symbiont.

[FSogol]

2. Many People are saying it is Yak Scrotal Hair

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. "...could not be realistically duplicated with anything human."

That goes for the rest of him, too.

[brush]

11. Yeah, they need to add several lbs around that statue's waist.

The orange pustule hasn't been that svelte in years.

[C_U_L8R]

5. They need a bigger necktie too

The local clown store ought to have a wide selection

[Blue Owl]

10. Complete with a little scotch tape on the back

n/t

[JHan]

6. HAhahahahahahahahaha

[eShirl]

7. Nope; yak hair is still too thick and luxurious.

[11 Bravo]

8. I would think that any baboon's ass would suffice.

No ... WAIT ... that's his mouth! Never mind.

[KPN]

9. Yak, Yak, Yak!

On the down side, the sculptor also screwed up with the pig's overall weight though -- he's at least 40 pounds slimmer as wax.

[Takket]

12. About 100lbs under too.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. I can understand why they chose yak hair...

[Small-Axe]

14. The tie is too short

[central scrutinizer]

15. The hands are too big

Can we open his fly and see how accurate Stormy was?

[eleny]

16. His secret is out