Hey, Donwald! You sent the troops to the wrong place!

[MineralMan]

The Caravan's heading to Tijuana, not Texas. There's nothing for the troops to do in Texas. Send them home, please. You screwed up again!

Maybe you can head to Tijuana and check it out. I hear there's a bar there where you can see things you've never seen before. And the beans, Donwald...tremendous beans. Jumping beans.

[Small-Axe]

1. There were there in Texas to help get Ted Cruz reelected in my estimation.

It saddens me that such is a (narrowly) winning strategy in 21st Century America.

But things will change.

[central scrutinizer]

3. Exactly right

[Firebrand Gary]

2. So lets just say it.

He sent them to Texas to save Ted Cruz from Beto...

[Iggo]

4. He's got friends in Texas.

He's got a few friends here, too, of course. Especially in San Diego. But not enough people buying his bullshit here.