Melania Trump would love to go on a book tour. The only obstacles are:

[guillaumeb]

1) She would need the ability to write, and

2) She would need something to say.

[unblock]

1. i don't really care.

do you?

[guillaumeb]

4. Nice!!

[lagomorph777]

2. I really don't care, do U?

[guillaumeb]

6. Second place, but still nice!!

[gratuitous]

3. 3. She would need Michelle Obama to write it for her

But now that "Becoming" has dropped, perhaps Melania's muse will get cracking.

[guillaumeb]

7. And Michelle Obama would have to explain it to her.

[malaise]

23. You win the thread

[C_U_L8R]

5. But the centerfold

[guillaumeb]

9. Personally, I do not find her to be attractive.

Well, physically attractive, perhaps, but there is nothing behind the make up.

[Gore1FL]

8. Done and Done

https://smile.amazon.com/Becoming-Michelle-Obama-ebook/dp/B079ZYWJJ8/ref=sr_1_1?

Just like her convention speech!

[guillaumeb]

12. 2020? Another Obama?

What would it take?

[hlthe2b]

10. Picture book of her modeling days...

and all her clothes (or lack thereof)?

Frankly, I can't see any other book from her selling, sans the RW mass purchase machine...

[guillaumeb]

14. Agreed.

Perhaps she could talk about the chain migration that happened when she brought her parents to the US.

[enid602]

52. Trick book

She could probably get a lot for her trick book.

[Charlotte Little]

11. Wouldn't she need to learn how to read first?

Be Best!

[guillaumeb]

19. In any language, she is far from best.

[Autumn]

13. The First Nude could do a picture book. She has had a lot of photos done.

[guillaumeb]

16. She has apparently had a lot "done". eom

[rzemanfl]

17. +1. n/t

[tavernier]

15. "Unbecoming" will just copy someone else's book.

[guillaumeb]

18. Using a crayon?

She is every bit as unlikeable as her current husband.

[rzemanfl]

20. Do I have to copyright stuff here?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11423510

[tavernier]

29. I take no credit, I saw your brilliant post yesterday.

I just didn’t remember who said it. But I have shared it around my house as well!

[rzemanfl]

30. Just teasing.

[Ohiogal]

28. Yes

Can't wait to read her account of growing up in a middle class home in Chicago ...

[PJMcK]

21. I suspect she has plenty to say

Like her idiot husband, she just needs a ghost writer. I wonder what Tony Schwartz is up to?

But just imagine the tales Melania could tell. If only she hadn't signed that non-disclosure agreement...

[guillaumeb]

22. The non-disclosure agreement that will accompany the divorce will prevent that.

[ooky]

24. "Melania's Guide to Success

ful Gold Digging"

[guillaumeb]

26. THAT she would know. eom

[hurple]

25. As often as she's already plagarized Mrs Obama

I'm surprised she hasn't already just slapped her name on the new book and re-released it.

[guillaumeb]

27. She admires Michelle Obama, but cannot approach her.

[rsdsharp]

31. She wouldn't need to write a book.

She'd just need a new dust jacket for Becoming.

She's used to plagiarizing Michelle.

[Freethinker65]

32. Release a soft core calendar of her greatest hits. Then and now.

She can recreate those famous poses that won her Donald's, ...er..., heart.

Afterall, the right loves to claim Melania has brought respectability and class back to the White House as "First" Lady. They can buy the calendar for their daughters.

[guillaumeb]

34. There is that.

But her skill at writing was not what was "exposed" in those venues.

[Sneederbunk]

33. Slovenian humor does not translate well.

[guillaumeb]

35. Was it chain migration when she brought her parents here?

I thought that the GOP was against that.

[smirkymonkey]

36. Usually, in order to do a "book tour", it is customary to have actually written a

book. Maybe Michelle can give her a few pointers.

[guillaumeb]

37. But given Melania's history of plagiarism,

I would suggest to Michelle Obama that she stay away.

[HipChick]

38. 3) She would need to be able to speak understandable English

[guillaumeb]

40. As would Trump himself.

They truly are well suited.

[delisen]

39. First Plagiarizer only has to scan Michelle's copy. nt

[guillaumeb]

41. And remember to sign her own current name.

[UTUSN]

42. Can she Photoshop her name over Michelle's?!1

[guillaumeb]

43. Without help?

Probably not.

[UTUSN]

46. She said she doesn't call Michelle 4 advice'cause she's a strong independent woman

[NightWatcher]

44. And her last tour occurred in dimly lit rooms w a shiny pole in the middle.

[guillaumeb]

45. Ouch!!!

1) Was it a form of artistic interpretation?

2) is that where Donnie met her?

[NightWatcher]

48. The Horny Crab showbar in the Ramada Inn near the Jersey Docks

It was a Tuesday lunch crowd when KGB Agent Melania saw him sitting there. A bit of ketchup from a cheeseburger splattered his ill fitting suit. She could see by the look of incest and inbreeding on the faces of his young sons, that he was going to be an easy score and not a very smart fellow.


This selection and more from Melania's upcoming book, "Me Make Words: My time in the White House".

[guillaumeb]

49. We can hardly wait for the next chapter.

I will venture to say that Trump gave her a very small tip. A very small tip.

[Initech]

47. She would also need an audience too.

Other than crazed Trump fans (whose numbers are dwindling), who else would really care?

[guillaumeb]

50. See #48

[JNelson6563]

53. With Michelle's book out the first obstacle is now overcome.

[guillaumeb]

54. True.

Would anyone notice?