acting attorney general helped scam company hawk products such as toilet for well endowed

[Demovictory9]

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/11/the-acting-attorney-general-helped-an-alleged-scam-company-hawk-bizarre-products/

on November 2014, a Miami Beach-based firm, World Patent Marketing, announced the “marketing launch” of a “MASCULINE TOILET,” which boasted a specially designed bowl to help “well-endowed men” avoid unwanted contact with porcelain or water. “The average male genitalia is between 5″ and 6″,” the firm’s press release said. “However, this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that.” In the same release, World Patent Marketing also touted the recent appointment of “Matthew G. Whitaker, former Iowa US Attorney and Republican candidate for United States Senate to the company’s advisory board.”

[Cattledog]

1. Attorney Genital!

[Demovictory9]

2. made me laugh out loud

[duforsure]

3. Its just a matter of time before he

Realizes he's made a horrible mistake taking this job, and he's facing charges, and time in prison. Nixon had 2 AG's that did the same things thinking they could subvert the law in any way they wanted . His time is coming.

[Achilleaze]

4. "Tragically, I really don't need one of those." - Dirty Donny* (KGOPee)

"But on the bright side, I always have my special republican-russian throne to squat upon, Squatting there always helps me feel really super bigly good about myself and my, um, shortcomings." - Dirty Donny* (KGOP republican)

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[OnDoutside]

5. There MIGHT be a market for Toadstool shaped ones ?