dear donnie: the donald trump advice column

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people don't realize it, but donald trump is actually a veritable fount of wisdom and advice for many people, especially women.

here are a few examples from his column, "dear donnie":

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dear donnie,

d.c. is so expensive! how can i afford to live here?

alexandria o.c.


dear alexandria o.c.,

just have your charitable trust pay for everything!
stupid question!

donnie
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dear donnie,

i'd like to vote for you, what do i need to bring to the polls?

tighty whitey


dear tighty whitey,

just a few t-shirts and hats and a car to change in.
maga!

donnie

[Blue Owl]

1. Dear Donnie:

Q: Help me with my homework!

A: I'm already finished with it, I'm also working on it, and my dog ate it. Sad!

[dchill]

2. +1,000,000.

[eleny]

3. #DearDonnie - a twitter hashtag ready to go viral

Go for it!

[underpants]

4. Dear Donnie: Can I work for you? Donnie: Sure