**Breaking** Trump's answers to Mueller

[sheshe2]

Twenty questions? Nah, just twelve.Here is how he answered.

1. No kaylussion!
2. No keyllussion!
3. No!
4. Fake News!
5. No caluuusion!
6. Lock her up!
7. Witch Hunt!
8. No /@¥””#^^**+*#*|^%%]. Collusion!
9. Do you have any idea who l am?
10. Eric did it!
11. Don Jrs fault!
12. Melania and Ivanka colluded.Lock them up!

[rusty quoin]

1. I'm not a baby

[sheshe2]

6. The baby blimp says different.

Down will come baby toliet and all.

[The Genealogist]

2. 13. Krukidd Hiluriee!!11!

[RockRaven]

3. "My very, very, very tremendous big brain, best brain, just tremendous, amazing, big brain..."

"... doesn't recall."

[sheshe2]

8. Lol 😂!

[malaise]

4. Howling with laughter

[lilactime]

5. Snort!

[mcar]

7. No puppet! No puppet!

[sheshe2]

9. Tee hee hee 😜

[SammyWinstonJack]

16. "You're a puppet".

[samnsara]

10. and written in crayon!

[sheshe2]

11. Ha!

Yeppers!

[George II]

12. Very clever, thanks! A few more:

13. No puppet
14. I never met Donald Jr.
15. It was Tiffany
16. Give me a tic tac

[sheshe2]

13. Lol 😂

Those work...

[mysteryowl]

14. There was no pee!

[flibbitygiblets]

15. "I answered the questions all by myself. And it only took a year"

If the questions were "very easy", why did it take a year to answer them? And if he answered them by himself (like a big boy!), then what are the fu*king lawyers for?

Sidenote, Chris Hayes said this is all theater anyway, Mueller just wants it on the record that he gave Chump a chance to clear his name. Mueller already has the sealed indictments, with instructions to hit "send" based on certain specific events.

[caballojm]

17. Fake news!

Orange Caligula's nowhere near as literate as the op suggests. He also would have pooped out after #6. He doesn't possess the stamina or attention span to make it all the way to 12.

[Marcuse]

18. 17. That's a stupid question! 18. That's a racist question!

[superpatriotman]

19. Her emails!

[sheshe2]

20. Yup!

[calimary]

21. 13. Hillary!