BREAKING: Someone has stolen President Trump's Smartphone...

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[LisaL]

1. Sure looks like it.

[underpants]

2. Punctuation, spelling, no ALL CAPS...

Yep. It's not him.

I'm lazy too using -'s.

[RockRaven]

3. Or he's trying to remind GOP voters about these scary black people who are coming to take your power

The grammar/word choice makes it seem more likely it is not him though.

[True Dough]

4. Some sort of head games

Empty head games.

[bearsfootball516]

5. There's no way he wasn't hacked lol.

[Croney]

6. It was still a deplorable who refuses to use the word

Democratic instead of Democrat.

[SWBTATTReg]

7. I am still stuck on the word 'smartphone'...to use the word 'smart' w/ rump is just plain ...

wrong and feels weird.

[leftyladyfrommo]

8. God, I hoped he was hacked. Let's play Uproar! nt

[elocs]

9. It's too well written to be Trump.

But between Trump and his phone, it's the phone that's smart.

[nmgaucho]

10. He's being a kiss ass

because he knows the Dems are coming after him. It won't work conman

[Retrograde]

11. He just wants to be on the side that's winning

Overall, the Democratic Party trounced the GOP in the recent elections, and it looks like they will do well in the next few years, so he's trying to jump on the bandwagon. He'll take credit if Pelosi becomes Speaker as well. Because Trump never loses and he always wins, even if it requires ignoring those pesky facts.

[octoberlib]

12. He's sucking up to Democrats now in the hopes he

he doesn’t get investigated and impeached.

[cilla4progress]

13. Exactly...

He's so stupid and transparent

[Vinca]

14. You can tell when it's Trump and when it isn't. This isn't.

But kudos to whoever is trying. They even threw in a couple of oddball capital letters.

[drray23]

15. he is starting to flip towards the other side in order to stay relevant.

I wrote a post to that effect a while ago. Donald Trump has no moral compass, no deeply held political opinions. He is not really a republican. He is only concerned about himself and to a lesser extend, his family. Everything he does or says is for the purpose of advancing his own agenda. He has been casting himself as a "dealmaker".
We have retaken the house. I can easily see Trump trying to cut deals with the new congress in order to stay relevant and claim victory.

[FakeNoose]

16. Also there's a 3rd one - for Nancy Pelosi

He wants to help Nancy get all the votes she needs to win the Speakership.
Yeah right!

[Arkansas Granny]

17. Someone is trying to make it seem that Trump has some of that decorum that he mentioned

the other day. Personally, I don't think Trump understands that word, but that's just my opinion.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

18. Maybe somebody made him take his meds.

But, "stole his phone" is the more likely explanation.

[JDC]

19. Ivanka, at his request. He is scared of Dems

and this is his "peace offering" approach.