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Sat Nov 17, 2018, 08:38 PM

Prediction: trump fakes a heart attack before December 1

and uses this as a method to resign the office and take his family somewhere far far away (before they're all cuffed and stuffed in a DoJ van).

He's quickly running out of options and knows what's coming for himself and his family.

If you want to go on the record with any other crazy assed predictions, go ahead.

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Reply Prediction: trump fakes a heart attack before December 1 (Original post)
NightWatcher Nov 2018 OP
flying rabbit Nov 2018 #1
Docreed2003 Nov 2018 #13
sfwriter Nov 2018 #31
JHan Nov 2018 #37
The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2018 #2
Shaddox Nov 2018 #12
RockRaven Nov 2018 #3
jmowreader Nov 2018 #15
ProudLib72 Nov 2018 #4
underpants Nov 2018 #5
PJMcK Nov 2018 #6
guillaumeb Nov 2018 #7
liberal N proud Nov 2018 #8
AlexSFCA Nov 2018 #9
malaise Nov 2018 #10
demtenjeep Nov 2018 #11
Talitha Nov 2018 #18
onenote Nov 2018 #14
TheBlackAdder Nov 2018 #16
NCjack Nov 2018 #17
Totally Tunsie Nov 2018 #19
kurtcagle Nov 2018 #21
Totally Tunsie Nov 2018 #39
ecstatic Nov 2018 #24
Squinch Nov 2018 #20
Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2018 #22
vercetti2021 Nov 2018 #25
Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2018 #32
ecstatic Nov 2018 #23
RandySF Nov 2018 #26
at140 Nov 2018 #27
WePurrsevere Nov 2018 #33
at140 Nov 2018 #40
Xolodno Nov 2018 #28
Doodley Nov 2018 #29
Hoyt Nov 2018 #30
duforsure Nov 2018 #34
malaise Nov 2018 #35
DFW Nov 2018 #36
Luciferous Nov 2018 #38

Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 08:42 PM

1. I'm comin' Elizabeth!

This is the big one!

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Response to flying rabbit (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:44 PM

13. Lmao...my thoughts as well

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #13)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:25 AM

31. Yes, but in Trumps case, he should be looking down.

 



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Response to flying rabbit (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:11 AM

37. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaa

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 08:43 PM

2. Maybe he'll have a real one.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:34 PM

12. Haha! I think we could be friends - have a drink on me😀

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 08:43 PM

3. But Dr. Bornstein's letter said...

he was basically Superman. How can this be?

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Response to RockRaven (Reply #3)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 10:00 PM

15. You did...uhh...SEE Dr. Bornstein, right?

The guy looks like the insane alien expert played by Brent Spiner in "Independence Day." He does NOT look like a trustworthy individual.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 08:44 PM

4. Prediction

Rump blows a brain gasket and runs outside the WH naked. He streaks across the lawn yelling "No toadstool, no toadstool, you're the toadstool!"

Note: Rs determine this is not enough to invoke the 25th amendment.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 08:48 PM

5. Smart: lay low STFU. Dumb (Trump) military strike or just run his mouth

Just saying

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 08:52 PM

6. Pass your doobie, Bogart! (n/t)

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:07 PM

7. Everything about him is fake.

So this is possible. Would he use the same Doctor who assured us all that Trump was in amazing physical condition?

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:08 PM

8. So your saying we could have a really nice early Christmas present

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:09 PM

9. born to be a con artist

it is the only talent he has. Perharps the biggest con artist in history.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:13 PM

10. Hope it's his version of fake

Cough cough!

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:24 PM

11. I hope the motherfucker strokes out and everything but his eyes and his pea brain are paralyzed

and all he can do is watch his daughter/wife change his shitty diapers

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Response to demtenjeep (Reply #11)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 11:51 PM

18. Nah - they'd hire someone to do it

While they're off on a spending-spree.
And he'd be laying there, unable to do a thing about it.

Now THAT would be sweet!!!

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:56 PM

14. If I had a dollar for every time someone here has "predicted" Trump would quit

I'd be able to take a nice vacation.

He was going to drop out during the primaries.
He was going to drop out after the primaries but before the convention.
He was going to drop out during the convention.
He was going to drop out during the campaign.
He was gong to drop out before inauguration day.
He was going to drop out in the first six months.
He was going to drop out after one year.

Blah blah blah.

Anyone who still thinks he's quitting hasn't been paying attention.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 10:01 PM

16. Don't cha need a heart first? But, if he does, the only hospital that can fix it will be in Moscow.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2018, 11:35 PM

17. He will have intense pain in the groin -- not the heart.

The diagnosis will be so bad that to save his life, his nuts will be surgically removed. The embarrassment will cause him to resign and go into hiding. Melanie will remain behind to fire everyone in the White House and all of the federal departments.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 12:07 AM

19. There are so many ways to kill him off that I think we should re-make

Groundhog Day, with each one having a different spasmodic event to do him in, worse as each filming ends. That way, we can all have our fantasies about the demise of de fuhrer, and all will be satisfied. I'm leaning to the white coat strapped in the back, red-faced, kicking and screaming dragged by the neck pull out the WH front door with all cameras twirling and whirling to catch it all for posterity...sooner the better.

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #19)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 12:30 AM

21. Wasn't there a Supernatural episode like this?

Everyday, Trump would find himself kicked out of office in ever more outlandish, only to wake up the next morning and start over.

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Response to kurtcagle (Reply #21)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 12:42 PM

39. Sounds perfect! I've never seen Supernatural, so it's just a happy co-incidence, at best.

Whatever horror they come up with, hope it's worse the next day. Good times!

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #19)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 12:59 AM

24. Awesome! Lol. Nt

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 12:21 AM

20. I have March of 2019 in the pool.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 12:48 AM

22. Anyone remember the plot line from the movie "Dave"

with Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver ?

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Response to Haggis for Breakfast (Reply #22)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:00 AM

25. I love that movie

He could suffer a stroke from his tantrums. But no one is close to butt ugly as Trump. Finding a identical counterpart would be challenging

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Response to vercetti2021 (Reply #25)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:27 AM

32. I didn't mean finding doppleganger,

I just meant the part about him having a stroke and lying comatose in the WH basement.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 12:58 AM

23. I've incorrectly predicted his departure too many times

I'm done getting my hopes up.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:03 AM

26. There's no way he lives to see two terms if re-elected.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:07 AM

27. I am betting on cancer before heart attack based on

how many golfer I came to observe quite well during my golf playing days,
while I belonged to a golf club. Rarely saw any regular golfer succumb to
heart attacks. Even the over-weight golfers who rode carts rather than walk
and drink much after the game did not get heart attacks.
It was usually cancer. If Trump is a regular golfer, he will
follow the trend I observed during 15 years of daily golf at the club.

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Response to at140 (Reply #27)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 07:32 AM

33. While I agree golfers seem to be a rather heart healthy bunch...

and because of that I tend to agree that Trump isn't as likely to die of a heart attack (I think he has Alz like his dad did), I know of one very famous avid golfer who not only died of a heart attack, he died on the golf course... Bing Crosby.

The main reason I remember this is because my dad was a lover of the sport, an avid (and excellent) golfer and a Bing Crosby fan so I grew up listening to and loving Bing's incredible voice (and watching golf every.darn.Sunday). When Bing died on a golf course (just after recording his Xmas duet w/Bowie) I thought it was a perfect way for him to go... doing what he loved.

I suspect Trump won't go like Bing but more like Reagan but with the mental health issues of a malignant narcissistic, paranoid, pathological liar mixed in.

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Response to WePurrsevere (Reply #33)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:52 PM

40. Bing was an avid alcoholic in addition to being an avid golfer

And there are exceptions to every rule. I am still betting on Trump coming down with cancer because of his diet and over-weight. This dude consumes hamburgers as his most frequent meal. In your 70's consumption of lots of red meat along with excess accumulation of body fat is an open invitation for healthy cells to mutate into cancer cells. I don't think Trump will live long enough to die of Alz. By the way Bing attended the same college as my daughter...Gonzaga in WA state. His statue guards one of the university buildings there. And yes, a great crooner he was!

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:09 AM

28. Think his ego is too big for something like that...however...

...it is a good strategy.

Say's his doctor demanded him to slow down or die prematurely. Blame the press, liberals, etc. for affecting his health. Hops on Marine 1, then Air Force 1 to Mar-a-Lago, gets pardoned by Pence...doesn't show his face for at least a year and a half aside from the press photographing him golfing. The pops up at some charity events...waits for another election then becomes a "hired contributor" to CNN.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:09 AM

29. He would be more likely to start a nuclear war to stay in office than fake a heart attack.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 01:13 AM

30. Thought he'd feign illness before inauguration. But, oh heck no. Hope you are right.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:26 AM

34. You're 100% right on part of it for sure,

Fake, cause anything he claims or does is exactly that, fake. The Lying king will have something even worse than that up his sleeve, like trying again to make President Obama , Hillary Clinton, and many others who oppose him criminals with phony charges . Remember McConnell and him have been stacking courts with their kangaroo court judges. HE does look like his health is failing now, and its all taking a toll on him, and it shows. Cornered rats are always dangerous. He's capable of doing anything, even allowing us to be cyber attacked then to blame others with.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:34 AM

35. Well it looks like all he was doing since election night

is eating, so it may not be fake.

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Response to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:47 AM

36. Trump's ego is larger than anything else

Unless he has a medical issue so severe, it sidelines him involuntarily, he won't resign or even admit he has a problem. A guy who mocked Hillary for being exhausted during the campaign isn't going to admit he can't hold up under the strain of the job. Mother Nature will have to do it for him. Well, that, and about 500 more Big Macs.

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Response to DFW (Reply #36)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:31 AM

38. Agreed.

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