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Sun Nov 18, 2018, 06:51 PM

Schitt Joke of the Day




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Not even Nixon, as vulgar as he could be in private, would disgrace the office in such a fashion.

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Reply Schitt Joke of the Day (Original post)
orangecrush Nov 2018 OP
wiggs Nov 2018 #1
cilla4progress Nov 2018 #30
ehrnst Nov 2018 #43
wiggs Nov 2018 #2
sandensea Nov 2018 #3
mwooldri Nov 2018 #4
sandensea Nov 2018 #9
libdem4life Nov 2018 #12
sandensea Nov 2018 #17
lastlib Nov 2018 #26
sandensea Nov 2018 #27
maddiemom Nov 2018 #45
True Blue American Nov 2018 #46
druidity33 Nov 2018 #49
3catwoman3 Nov 2018 #36
sandensea Nov 2018 #39
gilpo Nov 2018 #40
sandensea Nov 2018 #41
BigmanPigman Nov 2018 #5
sandensea Nov 2018 #8
True Blue American Nov 2018 #47
orangecrush Nov 2018 #16
orangecrush Nov 2018 #13
torius Nov 2018 #6
sandensea Nov 2018 #18
orangecrush Nov 2018 #25
OnDoutside Nov 2018 #7
orangecrush Nov 2018 #14
smirkymonkey Nov 2018 #10
orangecrush Nov 2018 #15
zentrum Nov 2018 #20
orangecrush Nov 2018 #24
libdem4life Nov 2018 #11
zentrum Nov 2018 #19
orangecrush Nov 2018 #21
erlewyne Nov 2018 #22
AdamGG Nov 2018 #28
True Blue American Nov 2018 #48
NewJeffCT Nov 2018 #23
orangecrush Nov 2018 #29
central scrutinizer Nov 2018 #31
James48 Nov 2018 #35
LuckyLib Nov 2018 #32
oberliner Nov 2018 #33
iluvtennis Nov 2018 #34
Honeycombe8 Nov 2018 #38
orangecrush Nov 2018 #52
Honeycombe8 Nov 2018 #37
orangecrush Nov 2018 #42
world wide wally Nov 2018 #44
Wounded Bear Nov 2018 #50
orangecrush Nov 2018 #51

Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 07:07 PM

1. Haven't seen any gop elected officials comment about the toddler's comments. I don't

want to hear anything more about how both sides need to be more civil.

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Response to wiggs (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:28 PM

30. Each and every one should be asked

what they think of his nickname for Schiff.

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Response to wiggs (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 10:36 AM

43. McConnell just walks away when asked about DT's language. (nt)

 

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 07:10 PM

2. Our potus, who has the nuclear football, talks like a 10 year old. nt

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 07:42 PM

3. We have a 6-year old for president

A really ill-bred 6 year-old.

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Response to sandensea (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 07:43 PM

4. And I don't think he knows Jack Schitt. n/t

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Response to mwooldri (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:02 PM

9. That's why his base loves him.

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Response to sandensea (Reply #9)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:15 PM

12. Just noted something...other than the obvious...

 

He really did have good hair back then. Can imagine as he watched it all fall out. Karma. It could end up to be the proverbial straw...not going to visit our war dead because of his hair, or lack thereof...that broke the camel's back of Republican faux patriotism. I sure hope so.

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Response to libdem4life (Reply #12)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:24 PM

17. It figures: He can't control what comes out of his mouth any more than he can control what goes in

Junk food, saturated fat, sugar, and alcohol in (as well as heavy drug use, probably);

bile, lies, hatred, and disrespect out.

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Response to sandensea (Reply #17)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:55 PM

26. "AnusMouth": because they're interchangeable.

Shit in one, shit out the other, and it doesn't matter which is which.

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Response to lastlib (Reply #26)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:59 PM

27. Speaking of which:

I wonder how Lindsey Graham is these days.

My guess is that Senate obstruction of any Cheeto investigation matters will now fall to him - and it won't be easy, what with control of the House back where it should be.

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Response to libdem4life (Reply #12)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 11:54 AM

45. Good hair back then? Not really.

But he did have enough for his "combing tricks" to work. He no longer has. Notice that his hair is swirled around in pretty much the same way as now.

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Response to maddiemom (Reply #45)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 03:06 PM

46. You said what I thought.

He has the same hair style with out the dye.

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Response to libdem4life (Reply #12)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 05:17 PM

49. That's totally a combover... major recession. ;) nt.

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Response to sandensea (Reply #9)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:52 PM

36. That hair swept behind his ears looks just as stupid now...

...as it did then.

He certainly has not aged well.

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #36)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 10:28 PM

39. Must be all those free radicals

And I don't mean his "very fine people".

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Response to sandensea (Reply #9)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 11:10 PM

40. There's lots of real stuff to criticize cheetolini on... this is not a real quote

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Response to gilpo (Reply #40)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 11:17 PM

41. He no doubt said it off the record.

It's just too bad nobody recorded it, la Hollywood Access.

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Response to sandensea (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 07:50 PM

5. I taught 6 year olds for over ten years....

they were all more mature than he ever was at any age. He is an infantile jackass.

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Response to BigmanPigman (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:00 PM

8. I don't doubt it.

The rich really are different. They never grow up.

Well. With many exceptions.

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Response to sandensea (Reply #8)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 03:10 PM

47. You forgot Warren Buffett!:)

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Response to BigmanPigman (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:21 PM

16. You're being to kind to him



Moreso than he deserves.

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Response to sandensea (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:17 PM

13. ...






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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 07:57 PM

6. I've got lots of subpenises...

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Response to torius (Reply #6)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:27 PM

18. *snort!*

My hope and wish, torius, is that our long-suffering First Lady reads that somehow.

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Response to torius (Reply #6)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:49 PM

25. ...




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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 07:59 PM

7. I heard Trump drinks this...

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Response to OnDoutside (Reply #7)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:17 PM

14. ...




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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:06 PM

10. Could he possibly be any more immature?

This guy is actually the president of the United States. Unreal.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:20 PM

15. I was taken aback.



Trump thinks the Presidency is his to shit on at will.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:45 PM

20. These are the kinds

...of things that can't be put back in the bottle even after he's gone.

The country experiences itself as low and totally without dignity now. Just an absurdity.

"Grab them by the pussy" seemed the limit to me---but the limit keeps going lower and lower.

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Response to zentrum (Reply #20)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:48 PM

24. Following the FSB program



Destroying every institution he can get his tiny hands on.

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:07 PM

11. As I feared, it is becoming a meme. Please Congressman Schiff...

 

forgive us, for he hasn't a clue and doesn't "know shit from shinola". An Old saying from the 40's...still relevant.






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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:40 PM

19. John should be

...on a MSNBC.

He's always spot on.

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Response to zentrum (Reply #19)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:46 PM

21. I agree



he is good!

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:48 PM

22. Who was Jack Schitt?

Wasn't me ... it was Trump.

For years we have talked about Jack Schitt never dreaming he would be
our president. Donald Trump fits and now I have to google "who was
Jack Schitt
, Try it, I may be rudely surprised, hut I think Jack Schitt
has to be Trump.

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Response to erlewyne (Reply #22)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:02 PM

28. Jack Schitt summarizes Trump's knowledge level on any topic, except for being a con-man

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Response to erlewyne (Reply #22)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 03:36 PM

48. We always went

Up Schitt creek without a paddle.

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 08:48 PM

23. Yes, Nixon was vulgar in private

and LBJ was as well. However, they both kept it behind closed doors.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #23)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:27 PM

29. My point exactly



They respected the office.

Trump does not.

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:34 PM

31. Up schitt creek without a rake

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Response to central scrutinizer (Reply #31)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:48 PM

35. +++

Ooooooo

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:42 PM

32. Fugelsang hits the bullseye again. We used to say, "Up shit creek in a chicken-wire canoe."

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:44 PM

33. The funny thing is that some people thought it was a typo

 

And that he might delete the tweet.

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:47 PM

34. And yet the majority in the M$M continue to normalize this shitshow.

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Response to iluvtennis (Reply #34)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 10:00 PM

38. No, they don't. They find this behavior as reprehensible as the normal public does.

But there are so many instances of Trump's shameful behavior that if they made a big deal out of it, it would be a daily thing, and there are more important things to cover, when it comes to Trump. Like his statements regarding the California wildfires.

But the Republicans are continuing their march of shame...shame that they don't come out against such vulgarity by a President of the United States.

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Response to Honeycombe8 (Reply #38)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 07:47 PM

52. +1

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Sun Nov 18, 2018, 09:58 PM

37. Once again, no Republicans step forward to decry this man's vulgarity.

It's outrageous to have a President who speaks like this. It shames the nation.

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Response to Honeycombe8 (Reply #37)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 07:49 AM

42. It is beyond anything


I have seen in my life.

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 11:29 AM

44. Notice how he runs to his Senate for protections?

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Response to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 06:49 PM

50. Pretty soon, Trump is gonna be up Schiff Creek...

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #50)

Mon Nov 19, 2018, 07:46 PM

51. Without a rake.

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