Don & Melanie in a festive photo to commemorate the arrival of the 2018 White House Christmas Tree.

[Miles Archer]

[C_U_L8R]

1. Ass-grabber in Chief

[Arkansas Granny]

3. Yeah, from one horses ass to another.

[Miles Archer]

4. When you're President you can do anything you want

But I do feel bad for Mister Ed.

[TheBlackAdder]

35. Trump's thinking: "Ooh, if I add a slice of onion, I'd have a Whopper that brings tears to my eyes"

[LakeArenal]

2. He's a expert on horses' asses.

[TheBlackAdder]

37. He's attempting a Vulcan Mind Meld.

[LakeArenal]

41. Oh.. Poor Horse...

[renate]

43. lololololololololololololol

[Blue_true]

66. ....

[SoCalDem]

5. Caption..From One horse's ass to another

[Blue Owl]

15. Yup, Donnie is beside himself!

[LakeArenal]

42. Good one!

[Happyhippychick]

6. Look at that Horses Ass!

And that beautiful clydesdale!

[Blue Owl]

19. Bwahahaha

It's like they were made for each other!

[NotAPuppet]

7. 2 horse asses

and one horse’s ass.

[dhol82]

8. He just can't keep his hands to himself.

[Grasswire2]

9. that's the tree for inside

The one for outside is MUCH larger. From an Oregon forest, traveling on an 18-wheeler.

[rurallib]

10. Surprised Melania didn't go with the

"I Don't Care -- Do You" coat or maybe something with a "Be Best" on it

[sarah FAILIN]

50. In her tradition of wearing costumes..

She chose to wear the horse's stable blanket which has led to Trump's obvious confusion, tapping the horses ass instead of her own

[madamesilverspurs]

11. ...

.

[Bradshaw3]

12. Love the responses on this thread

Couple I thought of but was too late. Enjoyed them all.

[thegoose]

54. How about #be#bestiality

[Bradshaw3]

56. That would be equine harassment

[niyad]

13. and hwo old, and big, is this poor tree?

[PufPuf23]

14. That horse's ass looks like he lost his tail and has a butt plug.

The Clydesdale looks bored.

[Vinca]

16. WTF? What did they do with the tail????

[PufPuf23]

17. Extensions for Mailordia? nt

[nolabear]

24. They bind them. Keeps things cleaner.

It’s a common practice with draft horses.

[Blue Owl]

20. Diaper Donnie stole the manure bag

It's under his trench coat (or stench coat...)

[bdjhawk]

18. I needed a good laugh!

Thanks for all of the good posts!

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. Why does Trump have a strap across his ass?

[Volaris]

27. When I misbehave , that's where I get the strap dropped...

Oh wait you were talking about the...you know, what?, Nevermind about that

Where were we?

[lame54]

22. Who's that guy patting Trump's face?

[nolabear]

23. Just one well placed kick...

* sigh *

[shanti]

61. Heh

My thought as well Wasn't he taught to never stand behind a horse?

[nolabear]

63. I'm shocked he touched the horse at all.

Not exactly a lover of animals-live ones, anyway.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. Yikes, the back of his head.

[Chemisse]

26. Why do you call her Melanie?

I've noticed this in a couple of OPs recently, and find it mildly irritating, since it just seems like a careless error.

[justgamma]

28. Because Don the Con

evidently forgot her name and called her Melanie in one of his tweets.

[Miles Archer]

31. This.

Approximately 45% of my posts are mildly irritating, even when I use her correct name. What can I say,,,to be great is to be misunderstood.

[Chemisse]

57. Ohhhhh.

Thanks for being a good sport about my 'irritating' comment.

[Totally Tunsie]

29. His WH staff must really hate him. They keep setting him up for these ridiculous, but hilarious,

photo ops where the lines just write themselves. Staff must be sitting at home at night, chortling in laughter, beer or martini in hand!

[underpants]

30. Zoom in to the back of his head.

What the hell is going on there?

[CatMor]

45. It looks like something rolled up in his hair ...

maybe they forgot to take a hair curler out. He is so disgusting.

[Docreed2003]

46. That's a turd

I noticed the same thing!

[John Fante]

32. A horse's ass... petting a clydesdale.

[mr_lebowski]

33. The Big Story is 'Melania Trump Spotted Actually Holding Husbands Hand' (nt)

[ret5hd]

34. Why is that strange man patting the pretzeldent on the head?!?!?!

Oh wait...nevermind.

[3catwoman3]

36. OMFG - this thread is hysterical!!!

The Horse's Ass-In-Chief patting a horse's ass.

Or - Trump and a horse rump.

I'm sure there must be more possibilities here.

[Danmel]

38. Please don't call her Melanie

That's not her name. My daughter is Melanie. I assure you there is no resemblance.

[TruckFump]

39. More of a welcome for the tree

than he has ever done for our Vets, alive or dead.

Fuck those two mega assholes!

[sprinkleeninow]

40. The beautiful ass of the horse is most fragrant and more lovely

than the ass whose miniature hand is on him/her.

* and she desecrate the yuletide.

[Inna a somewhat foul mood today. Can ya tell?😏]

[Beaverhausen]

44. Why doesn't she put her arms into the sleeves?

Seriously what is that about?

[Green Line]

49. I keep asking the same question

[Autumn]

59. I have only seen her arms in a jacket once, the rest of the times it's draped on her

[Blue_true]

67. Lots of wannabe models and rear models wear their costs like that. nt

[Ohiogal]

47. What sickens me about this photo

is that these two disgusting assholes are getting to celebrate Christmas in the White House with all the decorations, parties, banquets.

Our White House should be only for people with class and integrity and humanity.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

48. a tree had to give its life for these mofos?

[greatauntoftriplets]

51. How appropriate that he's patting the horse's ass!

[Iggo]

52. I'm not horse people....

...but at one point in my life I knew better than to stand right exactly there and put my hand on a horse's bee-hind like that.

Maybe it was just that one specific horse, I dunno.

Still...

[Fuzzpope]

53. Jeez

Not even the frigging horses are safe from old sticky fingers.

Run away, horsie! Or better yet, kick that fucker, premium oats for life and gratitude of the entire country!!

[Demovictory9]

55. lol

[Submariner]

58. Can we stop the phony hand holding please

They are not an in love couple. It's just a reality show host and a gold digging prostitute, and everyone knows it.

[regnaD kciN]

60. A tree, a cart, a driver, some Marines, and three horses' asses...

[Autumn]

62. Is that a finger in his hair or a little animals tail sticking out of his hair?

[Miles Archer]

64. I think some of the other theories in this thread may be correct

My educated guess is that a small woodland creature scampered out of the tree, climbed up Trump's back, and nestled in his hairpoece. He then became frightened, relieved himself, and ran off to seek shelter. The density of the AquaNet in Trump's hairpiece made him oblivious to the foreign object.

[Blue_true]

65. Trump was clearly thinking of himself before he touched that horse. nt