Just two 6'3" dudes hanging out

[NewJeffCT]

yes, both of these guys are "listed" as 6'3"

Link to tweet

[elleng]

1. And he wasn't joking, I suspect.

[cornball 24]

2. One guy is 6'3" tall. The other is 6'3" in circumference.

[bdjhawk]

5. Good one!

Made me LOL!

[malaise]

9. DUzy

[Small-Axe]

6. ...

[FakeNoose]

23. I think the taller guy is wearing 4" spikes

[BumRushDaShow]

37. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[procon]

3. Trump gets his debriefing from Yogi and BooBoo Bear? nt

[FakeNoose]

19. That would be the "pick-a-nick" basket!

[KG]

4. the trumpf is such an ignorant ass, doesn't he know Jellystone isn't in Cali?

[Small-Axe]

7. Cali is a city in Colombia.

Jellystone isn't in California. Or CA. But not "Cali." Please.

Thank you, from here in the Golden State.

[RockRaven]

11. I'd sooner allow 100 Cali's than 1 Frisco

Frisco is a town in Texas. Not California.

I shall quote from the (possibly apocryphal) imperial edict of Norton I, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, from 1872:
"Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco," which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars."

[Small-Axe]

15. Of two evils, choose neither.

No "Cali." No "Frisco."

Where is Herb Caen when we need him?

[drmeow]

26. I know a millenial

California native (I believe) who calls it Cali - says all her friends do. Drives me nuts!

[iluvtennis]

16. +++ agree. He's a dumbass

[Brother Buzz]

8. The orange anus's elevator heels didn't fit into his....

wildfire inspecting boots.

[TwistOneUp]

20. I never knew! Really? Or is this sarcasm? Where can we get the 411? nt

[Brother Buzz]

27. The orange anus mysteriously grew in the last three years

He used to be listed at 6'2", but by most accounts he was actually a tall 6'1".

[UpInArms]

10. And both weigh 239?

[central scrutinizer]

31. Yes

One weighs 239 pounds, the other 239 kilograms.

[ProudLib72]

12. Rump is standing in an indentation

You just can't see it because it's a magical indentation that follows him around until he visits his "doctor".

[pwb]

13. He has his tan pants and white shirt on.

?

[diva77]

33. all that's missing is his tiki torch

[Bluesaph]

14. Ugliest camel toe ever

🐫

[central scrutinizer]

32. Eww!

[alfredo]

17. As you age, the discs in your spine shrink, making you shorter.

[haele]

41. Unless severe scoliosis kicks in, age only affects the loss of perhaps an inch or two.

My mom is 79; she's only an inch and a half shorter than she was at 29. She was an admin type pretty much all her life (lots of sitting down), but she was moderately active, liked to walk a lot and rode a bike to work for most of her 40 years of employment.
And she's got mild scoliosis.
All of my relatives ended up only around an inch shorter than when they were out of high school when they were in their 70's through 90's. They were also all from good Nordic, Finn, Germanic or British Isles stock. No matter how plump they ended up in life, or how sedentary they were - they all lost only about an inch. I've only lost an inch at around 60 - and that after a bad back injury that's got me permanently leaning to one side.

If Gov-elect Newsum is 6'3"-ish in normal dress shoes, then the tallest an "active all his life" Drumpf ever got was probably 6'- ish - rounded up and exaggerated just a bit.

Also remember - platform shoes that added an inch or two were all the rage in the 1970's, even in men's business attire. It would be easy enough for someone as vain as Drumpf to claim he was 6'3" in his youth, and no one would think twice.

Haele

[alfredo]

42. I am pushing 74 and I lost 1 1/2 inches. I used to walk over 10 miles a day.

I did a lot of heavy lifting when working for Michigan Bell, and did farm work when younger.

[diva77]

18. Dump also overstates number of floors in Dump Tower so he can claim he lives on 68th floor even tho

bldg is 58 floors

[TexasTowelie]

44. Is that in keeping with the "69 trickle down theory"?

[diva77]

46. uh oh, not familiar with that theory - not sure I wanna know, LOL!

[MontanaMama]

21. Dotard's high water khakis are too tight.

I have a fantasy that when he wears his stupid MAGA/USA hat, a giant gust of wind blows it off his orange head for all the world to see.

[ffr]

22. Correction, some RW has-been and one GOP sexual predator out for a stroll.

Fixed.

[Bongo Prophet]

39. Wait, so which one is the RW has-been? (Confused, or over my head)

Were you maybe thinking that's Mitt, rather than Gavin Newsome?

[ffr]

40. Yeah, my bad. Was thinking he was strolling with a former RW dude.

[pdsimdars]

24. So many beautiful things you find here you'd never see anywhere else! Incredible!

And I spread them around. They are so insightful.

[Botany]

25. Please tell me Trump didn't ask about bears stealing picnic baskets.

Good God in butter when does this all stop?

[thbobby]

28. A fat one and a fit one. /nt

[meluvrem]

29. Still odd

That Newsom's ex is dating Thing 1.

[Hotler]

30. If I had a chance to walk alone with the Red Don like that....

I'd stop, turn to him and ask him why he has to be a dick?

[Itchinjim]

34. Im 6'2" and 239lbs ( I had physical two weeks ago )

And I am much closer in physical appearance to the Governor elect than I am to President Supposedly 6' 3" 239 lb. Asswipe.

[watoos]

35. With all due respect,

I read where bone spurs cause your feet to flatten. Trump probably lost a couple of inches ehh?

[Amaryllis]

36. He reallly did ask that?? I shouldn't be surprised...reality masquerading as satire again.

[dhol82]

38. Damn, he really does have small hands.

[not_the_one]

43. Beauty

and the beast.

[DFW]

45. "Are bears stealing picnic baskets still a problem?"

Well, no, Donald, ever since the fire killed the bears and destroyed the picnic locations, we haven't haven't really had a problem with that any more.