Spot On!

[kpete]

Crucifixion is a terrible, terrible thing. Should never happen. And we may never know whether Jesus was guilty of crimes against Rome. Who can say? But thirty pieces IS a lot of silver, and it would be very foolish to turn it down.

Link to tweet

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1. K&R...

[dalton99a]

2. Remember to give thanks to Saudi Arabia this Thanksgiving

[bdamomma]

5. STFU

can someone arrest him please he is our biggest threat.

Get a rake please.

[eppur_se_muova]

7. ...

[bdamomma]

19. Love it

and he would do that too, he's to stupid to avoid them.

[hostalover]

13. Nauseating.

[brush]

3. Wow! Right to the heart of the matter.

[thbobby]

4. Judas Trump

kind of rings true, doesn't it?

[Achilleaze]

6. Perfect encapsulation of republican family-values*

Not as claimed by republicans, but as practiced by republicans. They even lie about their real values.

[Cirque du So-What]

8. So...who gets to explain it to him?

This is a guy who referred to Two Corinthians, so this satirical musing is likely lost on him.

[ProudLib72]

9. Time to go hang yourself Judas Rump

[LakeArenal]

10. Maybe Rome crucified him, may be they didn't.

There’s a lot of good people on both sides.

[AZ8theist]

11. maybe he was real, maybe he wasn't.

Good arguments on both sides.

[LakeArenal]

14. Jesus may have been a migrant.

But we can all agree, real or not, he’s white.

PS. Not sure the “real” or not arguement has good points on each side. 😉

[IronLionZion]

18. People from the Middle East are always white

and I'm willing to provide free training to airport TSA staff on this subject so they can "randomly select" people who look like Jesus Christ for enhanced security screening.

[geardaddy]

12. Crucifixion's a doddle

[pdsimdars]

15. Wow. Trump won't care but maybe some so-called Christians will start to think.

[Azathoth]

16. Maybe the Two Corinthians can explain this one to Trump

because the reference is going to go way over his head.

[BaileyBill]

17. And the Romans buy lots of Americajn...

swords, shields and sandals. They create trillions and trillions of American jobs and are a valued ally in the fight against Barbarian hordes.

[Blue Owl]

20. It is what it is... Donnie's just an innocent bystander...

n/t

[FakeNoose]

21. Further down the thread

This twitter thread has awesome comments, definitely worth checking it out!

[Buns_of_Fire]

22. Sean Hannity volunteered to be crucified to prove it's not that big a deal.

But there were some unavoidable schedule conflicts. That's what I heard.

[Scurrilous]

23. K&R