The Bureau for Presidential Grave Sites has decided on potential designs for Trumps resting place

[A HERETIC I AM]

and have whittled it down to two possible entries.
Practical and whimsical. You decide which is which.








A similar design to the above in use;




Never too early to start planning for the inevitable, you know.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

1. My only question is

How soon can we put him in it ????

[lastlib]

2. Recommended casket design:

I'm seeing them referred to as "Trump Dump"s.

[albacore]

3. How about this...?

[Cartoonist]

4. I can think of only one place

a swamp

[dalton99a]

5. .

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. LOL

[ornotna]

7. It's gotta be bigger

This large step pyramid in Palm Beach County would be perfect.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. To get a landfill that tall ....

Takes years. We need a place to dance or pee right away

[jmowreader]

8. A couple thoughts on these gravesites

I wasn't aware prison cemeteries allowed personalized gravesite designs. Or headstones, for that matter.

Anyway, back to the grave designs.

The first one violates the Civil Rights Act of 1964 as it prevents anyone but penis owners from pissing on Trump's grave.

As for the second, the roundness of the thing suggests Trump is an inclusive person and that's a damn lie.

There is also this: no state of the fifty is going to allow Trump's carcass to be buried within its borders. The gravesite will become a Nazi shrine.

When all is said and done, there's only one solution: cremate him, put the ashes in a 300-pound capsule made of polyethylene-coated admiralty brass, and drop the thing into the middle of the Marianas Trench.

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. ..

I had thought of the lack of inclusion on the first option. A redesign is certainly possible.

As for your last suggestion, I’m betting one of the commercial rocket companies could shoot those ashes into the sun for fairly cheap

[Just a Weirdo]

11. Incinerate his fat-ass body

and if it's still combustible, put it in the eternal flame near MLK's tomb.

Or dispose of it as toxic and radioactive waste and bury in his golf course(s).

[RainCaster]

12. The nuclear waste site at Yucca Mountain would be a great place for him

Balonia could come see him any time and stay as long as she likes.

[Vinca]

13. I picture a giant, concrete, Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket placed on tiles

depicting a Big Mac and fries. On the grounds of a federal prison.