Florida woman outdoes Florida man

[malaise]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222021580.html

Warning: This isn’t a feel good holiday family story.

According to a police report from the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, a woman with a baby in her arms was walking in the middle of traffic early Monday near Ocala, in Central Florida. Witnesses had reported seeing the woman on the highway “barking like a dog” and grunting at passing cars.

VIdeo released by the sheriff’s office shows deputies on foot attempted to make contact with the woman, identified as Kayla Morgan, but she continued to zig-zag around vehicles while carrying the boy like “a jacket draped over her right arm, allowing the victim to flail.”

A deputy tried to calm Morgan down by saying, “Come here! We want to figure out what’s going on with you! You’re not in trouble!”

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222021580.html#storylink=cpy

[elias7]

1. What FL man are you referring too?

[Jarqui]

3. +1 ??

[malaise]

6. The one who eats someone's face

while high on bath salts

[Vinca]

2. That poor baby.

Florida man stories are usually funny. This one is heartbreaking.

[cwydro]

5. I was writing my post and just saw yours.

Yes. This is tragic.

[cwydro]

4. Florida Man stories usually are in some way humorous. Nothing funny about a baby with a broken skull

This is heartbreakingly sad.

[raccoon]

7. Sounds like that Woman had some serious mental issues. Nt

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