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Jacob Wohl @JacobAWohlI was in a hipster coffee shop this morning surrounded by young Democrats taking a break from Black Friday shopping. A group of them next to me were whispering about how grateful they are that President Trump cut gas prices, giving them piles of extra cash to shop with
7:32 PM - 23 Nov 2018
David Simon @AoDespair 3h3 hours ago
You absolutely were. My hipster, Democrat nephew was your barista. And while you were preoccupied tweeting moronic juvenilia, he pissed in your latte. Hence the extra foam.
thread (hilarious replies, "I was in a hipster coffee shop..." ) :
Link to tweet
Patti🗽 @PattiFromNYC
Nice story. Pretty sure Ive heard something similar before 😜
twitter.com/PattiFromNYC/status/1066134237584269313
Wounded Bear
(58,647 posts)Asking for a friend.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,174 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)This Wohl character is completely delusional.
TheBlackAdder
(28,183 posts)spooky3
(34,438 posts)Or bicycling to work are excluded, the 50 cents a gallon they may have saved (due to factors other than Trump, btw) would add up to about $6 per tank. You can buy PILES of gifts with that $6.
This idiot cant even make up good stories.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,174 posts)Even if you drive a gas guzzling SUV, you're savings from the drop in gas prices MIGHT save you $20 to $30 a week. That's hardly "piles of cash". But math has never been the GOP's strong suit.
spooky3
(34,438 posts)Their Democratic Party IDs to be allowed to buy coffee and whisper.
tanyev
(42,550 posts)Riiiight.
Coventina
(27,101 posts)Actually, it isn't......the mythical whispering hipsters don't actually exist, except in Wohl's brain....
whereas, there have been many confirmed sightings of Florida Man.
Qutzupalotl
(14,302 posts)Blow job?
tikka
(762 posts)He sounds pretty insane to me.
rurallib
(62,406 posts)whose trolling his brain - George Lincoln Rockwell?
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,173 posts)Basically these days its meant to refer to guys with carefully crafted facial hair who like craft beer and coffee and obscure music bands.
rurallib
(62,406 posts)JerryLS
(8 posts)It was my understanding that the last hipster became extinct concurrent with Sinatra's death.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,173 posts)...all the other inmates were whispering about what an idiot I was for manufacturing a ridiculously fake story accusing Robert Mueller of sexual assault.
Initech
(100,063 posts)Needless to say, it wasn't long before he was found out as a Trump supporter and ridiculed!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)You shouldn't have shot your Keurig. Please go buy another so you can make your own damn coffee in your mom's basement and leave us alone.
Signed,
Hipsters
JHB
(37,158 posts)At least in WohlWorld
Beartracks
(12,809 posts)===========
Hekate
(90,645 posts)Shrike47
(6,913 posts)Where are they, if more than one? Does he find the same liberals whispering each time, or are the whisperers changing? How much has the price of gas declined near this (these) coffee house(s)? How much has the price of thecoffee risen? Does he really think anybody believes this crap?
safeinOhio
(32,673 posts)He's the one no girls will have anything to do with...
SWBTATTReg
(22,112 posts)TeamPooka
(24,221 posts)JerryLS
(8 posts)"Some time ago a crazy dream came to me
Dreamt I was at bar for hipster coffee.
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say.
He said it was a bad dream.
I wouldn't worry 'bout it none,
Them Whispering Hipsters were only in your head."
ProfessorPlum
(11,256 posts)they always say things the listener wants to hear, too
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Here we go...
Hashtag Hipster Coffee Shop.