"I believe Donald Trump could walk into a den of lions and come out a winner."

[Different Drummer]

Link to tweet

[Stallion]

1. As Sissy Asked Bud in Urban Cowboy: Want to Prove it?

[TheBlackAdder]

36. Trump is afraid of any situation where he is not in control, be it sharks, Mueller, etc.

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He would crap his pants if placed near lions.

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[Pantagruel]

2. Hungry lions ?

Or tranquilized ?

We need to try this.

[Hekate]

3. Hmm. More like dinner than winner. After all, Putin ate his lunch. nt

[PatSeg]

5. "More like dinner than winner"

Absolutely, Trump can't bullshit hungry lions.

[Generic Brad]

43. I was thinking weiner

[malaise]

40. Thread winner

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. One Twitter response said....

"This is a testable hypothesis. I look forward to the results."

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

23. Don't forget to give him a box of Trump Steaks to carry with him.

Maybe the lions will like kangaroo meat.

[Takket]

6. i'm willing to put this theory to the test. i'll throw money down on PPV for it too

[Hortensis]

7. I believe Donald Trump would be long alone, destitute

and possibly in prison after a long string of failures and mostly petty crimes and exploitations of others if what he'd inherited from his father was a robust Taco Bell franchise.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

8. An she was a judge....

Omg...

[Croney]

9. I actually agree with her.

What lion would want to go near his putrid pus carcass?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. Cats don't like rotten meat.

[brush]

10. Pirro needs to pay her campaign debts from 2006. She also needs to lay off the sauce...

when driving, or talking as it seems to be influencing her judgment.

[dalton99a]

11. But he is so terrified of Mueller

[Hugin]

12. Only if the lions are under Doctor's orders to avoid fatty foods.

Besides, they may not care for fried chickenshit.

12 secret herbs and spices, indeed.

[revmclaren]

13. Well...he would come out something

at the end....






...of the lion.



Only! 2019 and beyond.

[Downtown Hound]

14. How about we test that theory?

[Hugin]

17. Even a simulation would be informative and entertaining.

Just like Fox News... Only better.

[bluestarone]

15. Well maybe a winner with the lions BUT

HE will be A LOSER with Mueller!!!!

[Dave Starsky]

16. Trump could survive drinking liquid drain cleaner.

He should do it on national television. Obama was too much of a pussy to even try doing that. I think Trump is braver and tougher than Obama, but I wouldn't know for sure unless he tried it.

[Gothmog]

18. That would be an intersting experiement

[Stallion]

19. Even Lions Have Standards...

[Marie Marie]

20. Eeeeww - I can just hear her screaming this in that

nails on a blackboard shrill voice with that look of rage on her face. She is so vile.

[nolabear]

21. You do know she's pandering to the Christian Right, don't you?

Daniel in the lions’ den is one of the best known stories of an “anointed” man being untouchable.

I’d like to show him some lions. We need some. Not hyenas like they are.

[shockey80]

22. Trump is like teflon, like teflon don who Mueller brought down.

[SWBTATTReg]

24. Prove it! nt

[TeamPooka]

25. I, for one, do not think the lions would be swayed by Trump's bragging about his electoral college

victory and how much Putin likes him, so they would eat him.

That said, I'm still willing to give Trump a shot at this challenge.

Pay-per-view on this could balance the deficit.

[flyingfysh]

27. In 1972 Nixon got almost all of the electoral votes

But he was out less than two years later.

The only holdout was Massachusetts. I once visited the Massachusetts state archives, and saw the original electoral votes cast by the Massachusetts delegation to the electoral college. Later while Watergate was happening, there were a lot of bumper stickers saying "Don't blame me - I'm from Massachusetts"

[DiverDave]

26. Oh, please! Oh, please

Have him do that.

[BlueStater]

29. He's too fucking gross for the lions to eat, that's why. n/t

[muriel_volestrangler]

30. She thinks there's still a chance he'll nominate her as Attorney General

so all brown-nosing serves a purpose.

[Doodley]

31. Trump could have his legs eaten by the lions, and say "it's only a flesh wound!"

He would say he did much better than anyone predicted, including his opponents, that the lions were angry Democrats and the whole thing was fake news. The average Republican would believe every word he says, because his ability to speak in their bigoted language means he is the only politician who tells it like it is, and his approval rating would increase.

[bobbieinok]

32. So comparing T to Daniel in the lions' den?!? Daniel chapter 6 Note Daniel is innocent

Daniel is put in den because jealous competitors tell lies about him!!!

Just what his Religious Right supporters think is being done to Trump. In this OT story god protects Daniel from the lions, from the lies.

And as all good Religious Right people believe, god will protect Trump from the lies of those working against god's will as they try to destroy Trump.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

39. According to the Bible the lions didn't eat Daniel because God prevented them

since Daniel was innocent. If Trump were to be thrown into a lion's den either the lions would eat him because that's what lions do, or they wouldn't eat him because lions have standards.

[Vinca]

33. Trump would be afraid to walk into the kitty section at the Humane Society.

Lions . . . right.

[GoCubsGo]

37. LOL!!! No shit!

If a little alley kitten cornered him in an alley, he'd have a stroke and shit his pants.

[TheBlackAdder]

34. Let's put that claim to the test. I place $1,000 on Team Lion.

[GoCubsGo]

35. I believe Jeanine Pirro is a booze-addled nutjob.

I also believe she will be in for a very rude awakening within the next few months, if not sooner.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

38. Tell Trump that Obama was dared to do it but he chickened out.

But I think it's fair to say that if Trump walked into a den of lions he'd come out a dinner.

[Different Drummer]

41. No doubt about it. n/t

[Kaleva]

42. Accurate if one is talking about the Detroit Lions.

It's been 60 years since their last championship game.

[milestogo]

44. Its the only good idea she's ever had.

[Cha]

45. I dare him.

[Codeine]

46. "Naked in the Lion's Den" by Claude Balls. nt

[Martin Eden]

47. No, he'd go in as dinner

That come out the other end as shit, little changed from his current state.

[Different Drummer]

48. ...

[NastyRiffraff]

49. Cats don't care for fat

My cats carefully chew around it when I give them a piece of meat.