TRAGIC! Trump's personal aide bails after less than a year. Who shall wipe his majesty's bottom now?

[Miles Archer]

Trump's Personal Aide Karem Is Said to Intend to Resign Post
By Jennifer Jacobs
November 26, 2018, 10:27 AM EST

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-26/trump-s-personal-aide-karem-is-said-to-intend-to-resign-post

President Donald Trump is losing his personal aide, Jordan Karem, who plans to resign after less than a year on the job, according to people familiar with the matter.

Karem serves as Trump’s so-called “bodyman,” an aide who accompanies the president on travel and looks after his personal needs. He’s also a Trump confidant, familiar with his moods and thinking. The president relies on him for advice and to relay messages between Trump’s advisers inside and outside the White House, the people said.

Karem is often the first aide Trump sees in the morning and the last to see him at night. He joined the Trump campaign in July 2015 as an advance staffer before becoming press director for then-vice presidential candidate Mike Pence. He became Trump’s personal aide in March.

[redstatebluegirl]

1. What a crappy job.

[Lindsay]

3. Really.

That job would be my worst nightmare.

[Sneederbunk]

13. Got lost in his work.

[Raven]

2. I can't imagine how horrible

that job must be!

[Eyeball_Kid]

4. It must get old to kneel before the great Shartcannon and iron his pants while they're still on.

The guy has to be a mouth breather. Smelling Trumpy's crotch can't be very pleasant. It's either mouth breathing or gagging. Take your pick. Karem likely got tired of the whole ritual, much sooner than, oh, Hope Hicks did.

[Siwsan]

5. Repeatedly seeing the unbound trump* coiffeur is likely very traumatizing

[Grasswire2]

9. maybe he wears a hair net at night.

hahahahaha...

[Siwsan]

10. He's got to wash it, at SOME point!

Otherwise the hair product build up could become catastrophic!

[Grasswire2]

11. I wonder who helps him out of the bath tub.

I doubt he's a shower type. Big gold bath tub, and someone washes his hair. Like an emperor.

It's too early in the morning for this discussion.

[Siwsan]

12. I thought he was a fan of golden showers? Or, am I misinterpreting that term??

[Grasswire2]

14. you do know that a golden shower is urine

Not to get gross; just clarifying.

[Siwsan]

15. Yes, I do. Thus my "joke" about misinterpreting the term.

[Yavin4]

6. Time for Melania to earn her keep!

The downside to marrying for money.

[Grasswire2]

7. Trump has another Hope Hicks.

Her name is Madelaine. [link:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeleine_Westerhout|

Keith Schiller, the one who delivered the firing letter to Comey. Gone as well.

Dan Scavino, gone as well.

[GOPricklepants]

8. Probably couldn't deal with The Con berating about the shitpaper stuck to the shoe.

Long line of GOP buttworms waiting to fill that hole.