Trump's grandfather--the apple does not fall far from the tree.

[ginnyinWI]

He avoided military service and flattered the king in an attempt to be let back into Germany despite it.

Had no choice but to settle back in the U.S. His wife was pregnant with Donnie's father at the time. And here we are.

Link to tweet

[alterfurz]

1. or, as Granny Alterfurz used to say...

..."the road apple does not fall far from the horse's patoot."

[Achilleaze]

2. republican draft-dodging hustlers are devoid of honor

wankers

[peekaloo]

3. More like a stubborn dingleberry

stays attached to its' pucker.

[boguspotus]

4. Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys said it the best:

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

[UTUSN]

5. K&R

[Maru Kitteh]

6. Too late to amend that decree?

And add all future spawn?

[brooklynite]

7. "Knochensporne"