Rush Limbaugh owes me a new Keyboard

[cthulu2016]

I just saw the clip of Rush Limbaugh complaining that one of the presidential debates will be moderated by a "far, far' far left wing" radical liberal woman named...



Candy Crowley.



Ms. Crowley is the most reliably pro-Republican news person (as opposed to commentator) in all of American television, excepting Fox news. And even Fox has some people I would rather see than Crowley.

[LadyHawkAZ]

1. Preemptive spin

for when (not if) Romney makes himself look like an ass.

[Fridays Child]

2. I'm pretty sure that she touched herself underneath her desk when...

...she reported on the shrub.

[Ruby the Liberal]

3. Heh.

This is nothing less than Biden pulling back in 2008 so he didn't appear like a bully against Word Salad.

Accuse them all of being left - and the design is for them to go right under the rules of "false equivalency" - both sides are equally right, and in order to keep ratings up, we need to make it look like a true horserace...

[MADem]

4. I remember her reporting from outside Dumbya's gubernatorial manse.

Her voice was shaking, she was trembling like a young girl in love...it was nauseating to behold. When he came out the gate, her giddiness knew no bounds!

It was a rather pathetic display, actually.