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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf Romney wins and I need Medicare - can I get it via Groupon?
Or do I get a coupon book?
Their plan needs clarification.
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If Romney wins and I need Medicare - can I get it via Groupon? (Original Post)
democrat_patriot
Aug 2012
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RagAss
(13,832 posts)1. You'll get a coupon for a discount on pain pills and a prayer book.
Downwinder
(12,869 posts)2. Might be like ration stamps.
You get so many every year.
RagAss
(13,832 posts)3. ...Oh wait, I almost forgot....
You'll also receive a pamphlet on how to kill yourself without traumatizing your family and neighbors.
democrat_patriot
(2,774 posts)7. I shall report to the nearest "rest' station as is recommended.
It is my duty to my country to not burden them with my cancer.
flamingdem
(39,312 posts)4. By the way you'll need a coupon to vote
I hear, maybe available at Target or Bed, Bath and Beyond, not sure.
democrat_patriot
(2,774 posts)8. Do I get a free massage? Groupon loves massages.
And deals on nail treatments.
flamingdem
(39,312 posts)13. hey I'd vote a few times for a massage!
haven't been budgeting for those for a while
cbdo2007
(9,213 posts)5. The govt still pays for it either way. Unfortunately for Repubes it's still Socialism.
MichiganVote
(21,086 posts)6. Nah...ebay. OR, you can pay for a subscription to Angie's list.
Craigslist will have the counterfeit stuff.
democrat_patriot
(2,774 posts)10. Duzy.
Go Michigan.
Go Detroit (born there).
Go Blue?
Go Sparty?
Curtland1015
(4,404 posts)9. I usually wait for "double coupon days" at my local hostipal.
I can get TWO appendectomies for the price of ONE!
democrat_patriot
(2,774 posts)11. Duzy2.
But....you only have 1 appendix (sp?)
If you have two that's totally cool. Sell one?
jillan
(39,451 posts)12. hahaha - that was good!