Dude carrying gun in waistband shoots himself in groin in Walmart meat department

[Lotusflower70]

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[VOX]

1. This story would give Sigmund Freud a raging hard-in.

[dem4decades]

2. Nicely done title.

[Applan]

6. Not bad but this would have been better

Arizona man carrying handgun in waistband shoots himself in meat department at Walmart.

[dubyadiprecession]

3. His groin got caught in the crossfire...

He was aiming for his asshole.

[Captain_New_York]

4. I'm sorry I have to go there

Is this a good or bad “dick” with a gun?

[lastlib]

5. So let me get this straight:

He shot himself in the *meat department*......?

I'm guessing it's just a flesh wound........?

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. If only he'd known that Walmart usually disarms meat

before they put it on sale.

[Ilsa]

8. I'll alert the Urban Dictionary

that there is a new name for "junk," which has become so passè.

[Fullduplexxx]

9. I just fkg shot myself the musical

[think4yourself]

10. I will never tire of this. n/t