He out twitted himself! Ah ha ha ha ha

[Roland99]

Jan 2017

“What do I have to do with Russia? You know the closest I came to Russia, I bought a house a number of years ago in Palm Beach, Fla.," Trump said. "There was a man who went bankrupt and I bought the house for $40 million and I sold it to a Russian for $100 million including brokerage commissions. So I sold it. So I bought it for 40, I sold it for 100 to a Russian. That was a number of years ago."

Earlier Wednesday, Trump tweeted, "Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA - NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!"

Vs now

Yet after the Cohen plea this week, Trump rewrote history to claim that “everybody knew” about his secret business dealings with Russia. In tweets posted Friday morning, Trump even characterized his dealings as “very legal & very cool.”

...

“I talked about it on the campaign trail,” he claimed, falsely, before adding that he “Lightly looked at doing a building somewhere in Russia.”

He just LIES. Lies about his lies and tells more lies about that.

He literally doesn’t know what the truth is and that may lead to his eventual escaping any jail time as he is fucking insane!

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. His tweets will eventually become evidence.

The fool couldn't help himself....

[Honeycombe8]

12. That lawsuit he just lost....the Judge accepted the plaintiff lawyer's use of a tweet...

Trump was claiming that he couldn't be sued while in office because it would distract from the important Presidential business (of tweeting, I guess). The plaintiff's lawyer used one of Trump's tweets where he eggs on someone to sue him. The Judge accepted that, among other things, as evidence that being sued is not such a big distraction to Trump's Presidency. Bwahahaha.

[iluvtennis]

13. YOU know how Trump said and had Preibus and Sarah Sanders say that twitter is his official voice

Well, I expect when the tweets show up in evidentiary matters, trumpty dumpty will deny he ever made that proclamation

[C Moon]

15. He'll probably claim he wasn't doing the Tweeting.

[Cartoonist]

2. His habit of inflating numbers

He flipped a 40 million dollar home for 100 million. Suuuure.

[Denzil_DC]

3. I believe it's called money laundering.

Something like that, anyway.

[Fuzzpope]

5. Actually..

That's probably the only thing he's said in a hot minute that's actually true.

[watoos]

14. Those numbers are close enough, pretty accurate.

Not to mention, when Trump bought the house no one moved into it. When Trump sold the house no one moved into it. I believe they ended up bulldozing it.

Sounds like a clear cut case of money laundering to me.

[SCantiGOP]

4. He doesn't lie, he talks

He has gone mad. He can’t understand what truth is. His self-image is dependent on him believing the insane image he has of himself.

[ProudLib72]

6. This will clear things right up just like penicillin

[iluvtennis]

11. More of his word salad. argh

[ProudLib72]

16. You know I made that up, right?

It's my conceptualization of how he would 'splain his dealings.

[BigmanPigman]

17. What language is that supposed to be?

It certainly isn't English.

[ProudLib72]

18. It's my own take on tRumpese

It might actually make a little too much sense to pass as something he tweeted.

[BigmanPigman]

21. So YOU have been secretly writing his tweets all these years...

I suspected as much.

[ProudLib72]

24. Flibety gabetz zorkal wooka wooka!

See, with a little practice, anyone can do it!

[lunatica]

22. Did you photoshop that?

Is so then it’s proof no one can be held accountable for what they tweet. And it opens up a gigantic can of worms

[Roland99]

23. I do wonder if he's suffering effects of syphillis

[Haggis for Breakfast]

7. At some point in this charade

Somebody in the publishing biz needs to put out a book of ALL his tweets.

Then in a couple of years from now, when he's rotting away in prison some where, we can all look over them and laugh.

[volstork]

8. Yes, and donate the funds

for refugees, voter outreach, LGBTQI causes, and gun control advocacy.

[SergeStorms]

9. Never mentions his multiple trips to Moscow...

his obsession with getting the name 'TRUMP' on just about any building in Moscow (without having to put up any of his money for it), or the insignificant fact that the Russians gave him the 2016 presidential election. Probably just slipped his mind.

[brush]

20. He never got that his hotels/condos were more useful to the Russians outside of Russia...

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where they could launder money by buying up units. They were never going to give him his white whale.

They just strung him along and continued using him as an asset.

[iluvtennis]

10. A pathological liar.

[SammyWinstonJack]

19. Bigly.