US Navy already preparing to bury Trump at sea with honors

[Kaleva]

Running tests to make sure everything works.

[leftieNanner]

1. No Honors

just a big rock tied to the body.

[Gothmog]

2. GHW Bush will be buried in College Station as his library

[kydo]

3. That might not be such a good idea....

Lord only knows what chemicals go into making his hair look all weird like it does. Not to mention his orange skin, that's gotta be some bio-health hazard all by it's self.

Better to incinerate the remains, seal in an air tight canister then discharge it some where in the outer deeps of space, like near a black hole or something.

Just saying..... You know thinking about the planet. Doing my part being green. :-Q

[StarryNite]

4. No!

The oceans are already polluted enough!

[GoCubsGo]

5. Great. Because our oceans aren't polluted enough,

without disposing of that sack of orange, toxic manbaby goo there.

[pecosbob]

6. They could put him under Yucca Mountain

But then which is less harmful, the Gump's hair dye or nuclear waste?

[dameatball]

7. Bad idea. Sea levels will rise another three feet.

[Totally Tunsie]

8. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...

asshole to asshole: Leave his ashes on Uranus.

[kacekwl]

9. Before or after he's dead ?

[Kaleva]

10. That hasn't been determined yet.

[Demonaut]

11. we launched a truck off my old carriers steam cats

[Kaleva]

12. Put Trump in a truck and launch him

I remember watching the Smoking Sara conducting catapult tests at the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard.

[Volaris]

13. We'll strap him to his golden toilet and weld the fucker down to one of those sleds,

Drive it to the north Atlantic and give him back to Putin...the Russian Navy can use a dumpster to try catch his fatass.

[lpbk2713]

14. Same ceremony as Osama Bin Laden

They have so much in common. They both wanted to destroy America.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

15. They could use tRump as the dummy in the man overboard drill?

[Stinky The Clown]

16. Park it facing his border wall and let 'er rip!

[Kaleva]

17. Fire it off into Russian territorial waters. Send him home where he belongs.

[LakeSuperiorView]

18. Couple things.

I recall tRump deriding EM cats, thinking that steam is better in his ignorance. I think he thought that coal was somehow involved... So totally appropriate to us a an EM cat to launch him.

The Navy is the branch of the military with the least problems with Hazardous Waste, because it used to deep six it's problems off the continental shelf (or at least outside US coastal waters).

As slimey as he is, I don't know that any kind of lashing is going to hold him on one of those sleds. Plus, his fat ass is likely to cause an overload. Just head out to blue waters and dump him with a forklift over the side. Make sure to have the crew go to the opposite side to counterbalance.