Tariff Man. Nobody wants him. He just stares at the world. Planning his vengeance...

[Miles Archer]

I...AM...TARIFF...MAN



Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
For iron man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron man lives again

[Drum]

1. There ya go -- perfect!

[mr_lebowski]

2. This RULES ...

[violetpastille]

3. Nobody wants him. Lol!

[lunatica]

4. Great stuff!

Thanks!

[MiniMe]

5. Coo coo ca choo

[Gothmog]

6. From Robert Reich

Link to tweet

[renate]

7. this is so important to communicate

I'd expect the president of the United States to understand how tariffs work--it's little enough to ask, if he's going to mess with them--but most people don't. I haven't seen this spelled out anywhere else as clearly as Robert Reich does.

[2naSalit]

8. Excellent! And on such short notice!

You might consider taking requests!