Donald looks bored, pissed, annoyed, and petulant. Thousands gathered, but not for him.

[Rabrrrrrr]

"Why do I have to sit through this boring thing about someone else? Why can't they talk about me? Why am I in a pew and not in a fancy robe? What did those assholes do to get to be in a fancy robe? Fuck, they're not even gold, anyway. Fuck them. Oh, wait - why am I here? Am I taking a photo with someone? I don't recognize this place. Is this a church? Fuck, this is boring. Michelle looks hot, but I'd never say that out loud, the black bitch. Why are people walking in with candles? Is it my birthday?"

Fuck you, Donald.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. "MY funeral will be much bigger than this. Yuge. The biggest.

Won't be in this pokey little church, either. What's the biggest place? That's where it will be. And the Obamas won't be invited. Only the best people. My BFFs Putin and MBS will be there. It'll be the best funeral ever..."

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. "And none of these bullshit songs about Jesus. Who the hell is that?

I thought this guy's name was George. Or Greg. Or something like that. Was Jesus his nickname? Why is everyone singing together? God this is soooooo boring. When do they mention my name?"

[brooklynite]

8. A REAL wealthy narcissist takes things into his own hands...

The pyramid of Cestisu was built about 18–12 BC as a tomb for Gaius Cestius, a magistrate and member of one of the four great religious corporations in Rome, the Septemviri Epulonum. It is of brick-faced concrete covered with slabs of white marble standing on a travertine foundation. The pyramid measures 100 Roman feet (29.6 m) square at the base and stands 125 Roman feet (37 m) high -- Wikipedia

And like any good real estate guy, his name is plastered on the facade.

[avebury]

12. Actually, his funeral may be Yuge. Everyone will want to make sure

that he is actually dead.

[peekaloo]

2. Tweet withdrawal.

I am not a religious person but would fully embrace Gawd if suddenly FuckFace would jump to his feet while speaking in tongues and spontaneously erupt in flames.

[bdamomma]

20. or the church ceiling

would just fall on him only or a leak in the church roof to expose the hairless cretin.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Meacham's tribute is getting to him

He thinks it’s about him

[DesertRat]

5. Hillary didn't even look at him

Link to tweet

[MrsCoffee]

6. No reason at all to ad lib what you ad lib'd there.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I wish I knew what that meant.

I've tried to think about it, and even let it sit for twenty minutes or so thinking if I came back I'd get it... but...

[jcgoldie]

11. She means making up some fake racist interior monologue for Trump is senseless

He does and says enough vile things without making up fake racist quotes.

[extvbroadcaster]

7. Trump's posture

Still sitting there with his hands in a "V" and looking like he is squatting on his gold toilet. He is definitely wondering why this can't be about him. Who was this Bush guy anyway? Some former pilot? Why do I have to be here? When is my tee time? Fox and Friends on the line? Hello?

[Javaman]

10. because it's not about him...

he's the only person, I believe, that after he died, he would still sit up in the coffin to see how many people showed up.

[EffieBlack]

13. But at least he's sitting fairly still and hasn't blurted out any inappropriate comments

[jcgoldie]

14. oh boy

The bar is so low... how long until some commentator says how presidential he behaved because he didn't fall asleep or upchuck on himself?

[EffieBlack]

15. "Today, he became president ... because he didn't make an add of himself"

[Dave Starsky]

19. He's completely snowed on Thorazine.

[EffieBlack]

16. Lol!

[redstatebluegirl]

17. Can you imagine his? Nobody will come except those who have to out of protocol.

Of course they could fill the pews with MAGA hat wearing deplorables.

[eppur_se_muova]

18. Typical narcissist: wants to be the bride at every wedding, and the corpse at every funeral. nt

[bdamomma]

21. tomorrow it will be

snarky tweets again, and let's see the if the Dow Jones rebounds or continues on its downward spiral.