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NEW YORKIn an effort to cope with the stressful task of fetching coffee for demanding staffers, Fox News intern Hattie Butler reportedly told herself Friday that this would all pay off when she was named President Trumps secretary of state one day. Its really tough to keep everyones drink orders straight, but the quick thinking and multi-tasking abilities that Ive demonstrated during this internship will be invaluable to president Trump when Im serving as his secretary of state, said the 23-year-old college graduate who reassured herself that if she paid her dues by delivering the correct beverages, she would eventually earn the right to determine U.S. policies toward foreign powers and navigate complex diplomatic issues that might place the world at the brink of war. Im a real go-getter, and my can-do attitude would make me a great asset to the president. Not just anyone can keep a cool head while trying to remember who takes their coffee half-caff and who gets three pumps of vanilla syrup with just a splash of soy milk, but if I keep at it, I can really see this unpaid internship helping me get my foot in the door at the U.S. State Department. Maybe one day Ill help foster peace between the United States and Puerto Rico. Its just a matter of time before I have an intern bringing me coffee! At press time, Butler was drafting up a resume on her iPhone to send to the White House.
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SHRED
(28,136 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,923 posts)she's only a step behind our new United Nations ambassador.......
(I know - this is from "The Onion" - but our new United Nations ambassador is from Fox! NOW tell me who is crazy?)
riversedge
(70,174 posts)FakeNoose
(32,610 posts)In order to be Secretary of State, she'd need to be a billionaire.