This Christmas - Give the Trademark Scent of Trump

[MineralMan]

The New Scent That's Flooding the Nation - For Man and Woman Alike!
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[brewens]

1. "Ewe De Bloat" maybe? n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. What does he smell like? Not that I really want to experience it.

But I would imagine it's some malign brew of hair spray, Tic-Tacs, meat farts and flop sweat.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Smells like mendacity

[MineralMan]

4. With a Background Note of Putrescine

[Zoonart]

5. DEAPERATION by Calvin Klein

A new scent for when you're feeling trapped like a rat and need to blend in with the other rats fleeing the sinking ship.

[bigtree]

6. guilty pleasure

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[crazycatlady]

7. I think Poo Pouri would be more useful around the man