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True Dough

(17,302 posts) Sun Dec 9, 2018, 08:15 PM Dec 2018

Best line from SNL last night

From the Weekend Update segment:

"That's how awful it is to work in the Trump White House, by the way. John Kelly spent 40 years in the marines, he did three tours in Iraq and he couldn't finish one tour with Donald Trump."

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Best line from SNL last night (Original Post) True Dough Dec 2018 OP

Got that right empedocles Dec 2018 #1

I agree, that it's funny and it's true. badhair77 Dec 2018 #2

Every time I see him making that white supremacy signal Blue Owl Dec 2018 #3

My favorite was: Initech Dec 2018 #4

I liked the line about him getting his palm surgically removed from his face MiniMe Dec 2018 #5

Yes yes.... that one was the best California_Republic Dec 2018 #6

me too - hilarious scipan Dec 2018 #14

Weekend Update was the best segment of the show. I don't know if it's the season.... George II Dec 2018 #7

Wonder how Kelly likes him now. dae Dec 2018 #8

Excellent pic to go along with Cha Dec 2018 #9

Reminds me of a Chris Rock joke about marriage EffieBlack Dec 2018 #10

As a married man for 20 years True Dough Dec 2018 #12

It is pretty funny, isn't it? EffieBlack Dec 2018 #13

My brother was a marine elmac Dec 2018 #11

empedocles

(15,751 posts)

1. Got that right

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 08:18 PM

Dec 2018

Kelly has made comments about his favorite career times - traitortrump didn't make the cut.

badhair77

(4,216 posts)

2. I agree, that it's funny and it's true.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 08:18 PM

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Blue Owl

(50,349 posts)

3. Every time I see him making that white supremacy signal

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 08:20 PM

Dec 2018

I just wanna punch that piece of shit in the fucking face

Initech

(100,063 posts)

4. My favorite was:

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 08:22 PM

Dec 2018

"And you know that Trump will be the first guy to fake his own death by Twitter. I'm dead! SAD!"

MiniMe

(21,714 posts)

5. I liked the line about him getting his palm surgically removed from his face

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 09:12 PM

Dec 2018

I cracked up

California_Republic

(1,826 posts)

6. Yes yes.... that one was the best

Reply to MiniMe (Reply #5)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 09:29 PM

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scipan

(2,341 posts)

14. me too - hilarious

Reply to MiniMe (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 06:39 PM

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George II

(67,782 posts)

7. Weekend Update was the best segment of the show. I don't know if it's the season....

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 09:44 PM

Dec 2018

....or maybe it's me, but the last couple of shows haven't been as good as back in the fall.

But Weekend Update was great from start to finish last night - Michael Che was on his game.

dae

(3,396 posts)

8. Wonder how Kelly likes him now.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 10:19 PM

Dec 2018

Cha

(297,154 posts)

9. Excellent pic to go along with

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 10:32 PM

Dec 2018

the SNL line, True Dough!

EffieBlack

(14,249 posts)

10. Reminds me of a Chris Rock joke about marriage

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 9, 2018, 10:33 PM

Dec 2018

"Marriage is hard. Don't believe me? Look at Nelson Mandela. He spent 27 years
being tortured in prison and came out strong. He got out and couldn't stay married six months. He spent six months with his wife and said, "I can’t take this sh!t no more!" Marriage kicked Nelson Mandela's ass!