On the First Day of Muellermas...

[TygrBright]

Last edited Mon Dec 10, 2018, 04:45 PM - Edit history (1)

...Fox News gave to me,
A grifter up his last tree.

On the second day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the third day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the fourth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the fifth day of Mullermas
Fox News gave to me,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the sixth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the seventh day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the eighth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the ninth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the tenth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the eleventh day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Eleven Russian condos,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the twelfth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Twelve grand jurors voting,
Eleven Russian condos,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

Happy Holidays, Everyone!

merrily,
Bright

[MineralMan]

1. Very Nice, Indeed!

[TygrBright]

2. Thank you! The scansion's a bit improvised, but it's all in good fun. n/t

[MineralMan]

4. We'll make it fit. No problem.

[BamaRefugee]

12. GOOD STUFF!

[Blue Owl]

3. Muelle-tide greetings to you!

n/t

[Roland99]

7. Muelle-tide!

[jodymarie aimee]

5. love this

you are great, and thanks for the work you put into it..a fellow writer.

[Hekate]

6. Merrily merrily merrily merrily, Justice bells are ringing... Also Muellered-cider is hot & steaming

Good Yule!

[FakeNoose]

8. Love it!

Very clever and creative!

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaah hahahaha

Most excellent. Happy Holidays to you and yours

[Maeve]

10. The FIVE SMOCKING GUNS! made it!

[Harker]

13. That's where I first laughed. n/t

[gopiscrap]

11. excellent

[geardaddy]

14. Well done!

Just like Individual-1 likes his steaks.

[Pepsidog]

15. Love it

[Lonestarblue]

16. So clever!

I, too, loved the smocking guns.

[Homer Wells]

17. Brilliant!!! Nt

[cp]

18. Best holiday ever!

Thank you for your creativity!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

19. Very cool.

Note: Fixed.

All the same, very cool. Hat's off!

[TygrBright]

22. Thank you kindly! Fixed. n/t

[elocs]

20. Were there any clever lyrics for Fitzmas?

Or have we forgotten about that. No, Bush and Cheney were never frog-marched to The Hague like so many were struttingly confident they would be.
Those who gloat last gloat best.

[Honeycombe8]

21. That's great! LOL. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah to us all! nt

[Cyrano]

23. Well done. And much appreciated.

[bluecollar2]

24. Kick...n/t

[Riverman100]

25. Can I

steal this to post on Facebook?

[TygrBright]

26. Absolutely! n/t

[northoftheborder]

27. Cooly clever!

[trc]

28. I could not read this...

I had to sing it, and I have a lousy singing voice! Thank you for a good laugh

[TygrBright]

29. Don't feel bad, my singing voice takes paint off the walls...

...but it's fun!

appreciatively,
Bright

[njhoneybadger]

30. That's Great

[MFGsunny]

31. Brilliant.

Talk about "GREATINGS" of the Season!

Much obliged for sharing your creative genius.

[meow2u3]

32. K&R for sheer brilliance!

[lark]

33. Perfect verses.

You did a totally awesome job keeping the same timing as the original and inserting awesome, truthful and funny lyrics.

Great job!

and a grifter up his last tree!!! The branch is about to break and he will come tumbling down.