Wonkette: Can Somebody Hold Nancy Pelosi's Beer While She Dick-Punches Trump Some More?

[ehrnst]

But Pelosi's day of dick-punching Trump right in his orange face was not over!

Link to tweet

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After she walked away all fuckin' badass-like, she went back to the Capitol, where she put on a fresh dick-punching glove and DID IT AGAIN during a Democratic caucus meeting:

"It's like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing," said the California congresswoman.

NANCY PATRICIA D'ALESANDRO PELOSI!

Did you really just dick-punch Trump, by making fun of his weird little Lollipop Guild Yeti Pubes Mario Kart dick? Yep, you sure did!

Well played, Madam!

She also said some other amazing things in the meeting, as reported by Politico:

Trump "must have said the word 'wall' 30 times," the House minority leader said, according to multiple sources in the room.

"I was trying to be the mom," she added, but "it goes to show you: you get into a tinkle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you."

..........................


Pelosi added in the caucus meeting that she was pretty happy they got President Word Vomit to admit that if the government shuts down, it's his damn fault. That was pretty funny, and it'll be great footage for political ads.

This is why Nancy Pelosi is the once and future speaker of the House of Representatives, and also of YOUR FACE. Or at least one of the many reasons.

https://www.wonkette.com/can-somebody-hold-nancy-pelosis-beer-while-she-dick-punches-trump-some-more

[Ninga]

1. Oh my. I do love this.....ha! nt

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Today Nancy Pelosi turned into a superhero.

[Bleacher Creature]

29. She was always a superhero. People just seemed to forget. NT

[dae]

3. The pics of Pelosi are priceless.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

57. oh that smile!

Chuck looks like he's trying hard not to laugh in front of the camera.

I've seen Nancy's smile before -- the Cheshire Cat.

You could caption her image, "That went well."

[Cha]

4. This is why the gop has spent Millions & Years Hatin' on Nancy!

Link to tweet

[riversedge]

8. I think you will love this one of Pelosi leaving the Donald.........

Link to tweet

[yardwork]

13. Tears of laughter!

[Politicub]

23. Aw, yeah!

Nancy's Mission Impossible moment!!

[Cha]

39. Through the military!?! Sounded

like a freaking threat like he called on his slobbering fans to use the 2nd amendment against Hillary!

2nd Tweet.. LOL! Perfect! Dumpster FIRE! FIRE in the HOLE!

The looks on Schumer's and Nancy's face! Thank You, rivers!

[betsuni]

59. That second one!

[yardwork]

12. I LOVE that tweet!

[Cha]

40. I know, right! I love that

FIRE in the HOLE one, too.

[yardwork]

43. Yeah! Just started following that guy on Twitter.

[FakeNoose]

5. She probably avoids thinking about his dick as much as possible

But she's very, very good at playing Trump's game. Wait until the government shuts down and TrumpHumpers don't get their social security checks. He'll be hearing the screaming from coast to coast.

[WePurrsevere]

54. FWIW... Social Security checks will still go out...

Services could be cut and employees furloughed but those of us on Soc Sec will still get our funds. Here's a good article explaining it the last time we faced this:
https://www.businessinsider.com/government-shutdown-2018-social-security-checks-still-paid-2018-1

[JHan]

6. kick

[NCjack]

7. Pelosi rolled Trump. Speed once again beats blubber. nt

[demtenjeep]

9. LOVE HER

I can't wait for Jan 3

[TeamPooka]

10. NANCY PATRICIA D'ALESANDRO PELOSI!

[Iggo]

18. No shit?

That is fucking awesome!

[warmfeet]

11. Best OP title eva!

[Takket]

14. she sounds an awful lot like a woman that knows drumpf's days are numbered.

[Danascot]

15. Let's see, where's that gif that reminds me of what Nancy did today?

Oh yeah, here it is:

[NastyRiffraff]

16. It was a thing of beauty

Now THAT is a Speaker. We've become so used to the spineless Paul Ryan it's a pleasant shock to see what a real one looks and sounds like. Game, Set, and Match to Nancy!

[Irishxs]

56. Strike one for Nancy👠👠👠👠👠👠

She really showed baby face who’s boss👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Kind of Blue]

17. I'll gladly volunteer to hold Pelosi's beer for that!

[Iggo]

19. Fuckin' A.

[Kind of Blue]

26. I'm not a violent person but i think a

swift hard dick punch is the only thing 45 would understand. But kudos to Nancy for doing the next best thing, dissing his "manhood" after the meeting.

[Generic Brad]

37. I have been fantasizing about someone dick punching him

I just never thought I would actually see it happen.

[Kind of Blue]

46. Yes, this was one for the ages!

What's so infuriating is that it should have happened earlier man-to-to-man when he insulted Jeb Bush's wife during the debates. What?!?!? I do not know one man, no matter his height/weight, who would not have crossed that stage and decked the fucker to protect his wife. Dumb-ass Bush would have probably won or at least changed the outcome of the nomination. Just saying fear is so terrible.

On Edit: In my delight and dismay, I forgot to include Bush should have at least vigorously verbally defended his wife, no holds barred, as Nancy defended the country.

[dameatball]

64. Jeb's wife? I thought it was Ted's wife. But no matter. I get your point. Maybe Jeb and Ted both.

[Kind of Blue]

65. LOL! You're so right!

Even worse after he insulted his daddy, too.
Thanks for the correction. They all blur into one after awhile.

[dameatball]

67. I was astounded that Trump went that low. Now nothing he does surprises me.

[Kind of Blue]

68. Repulsive on every level.

Sweet irony that the power of 2 women voices will bring that monster down.

[crazycatlady]

49. I'll buy her the beer

[Kind of Blue]

53. Then we've got our girl covered, crazycatlady.

[Hekate]

20. Let's have another DU Poll on getting rid of Too-Old Nancy right the hell NOW!!!

Man oh man, Nancy Pelosi ROCKS!

[ismnotwasm]

24. +1000

[sheshe2]

55. This!!!!

She is old and in the way my ass. The newbies in congress could learn a lot from her if they wish to.

Brava Bella!

[Politicub]

21. I think I'm in love...

Nancy!!

[Maeve]

22. That may not have been the wisest thing she's done...

but ...DAYUM!!!!!! Grind that heel into what you kicked, Madam Speaker!!!

[pnwmom]

25. OMG, she really said THAT????

"I was trying to be the mom," she added, but "it goes to show you: you get into a tinkle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you."

[Hermit-The-Prog]

60. oh yeah, Pelosi has fun but she don't play

[NBachers]

27. Anyone from the House Problem Solvers Caucus want to chime in? Anyone???

[Cha]

42. lol!

Link to tweet

[nycbos]

28. Pelosi is awesome.

However I am guessing she is more of a wine drinker given she is from CA.

[underpants]

30. Classic Wonkette

[Gore1FL]

31. Nothing thrills me more than watching Democratic leadership unload like this.

I hope this is but the beginning.

[nolabear]

32. MADAM SPEAKER!

[MyOwnPeace]

35. And IF............

things were to really fall right, MADAM PRESIDENT!!!!

[mcar]

33. That photo of her is one for the ages!

[Honeycombe8]

34. Today was a good day. This shows the benefit of experience in a leader.

A novice in this situation would have had more trouble with the situation, IMO. There are advantages to being new and fresher, but for this time in history, experience counts more.

We need to hit the ground running.

I'm less sure of Schumer.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

58. Schumer kept Baby Donnie mad

This was a tag-team match and Dotard didn't know what hit him.

Watch it again and note how he has to bounce back and forth, getting more frustrated every time. Nancy, indeed, "played the mom" with calm facts. Chuck amped the tone so Donald couldn't stay calm. It was beautiful.

[Honeycombe8]

62. I loved the way the two of them would look at the camera occasionally...

Schumer would smile...and I caught Pelosi smile quickly when she looked at a camera when Trump said something...It was quick. Schumer wasn't quick. He just held the camera for a while, smiling like a Cheshire cat.

It was great.

The two leaders fully understand what they're dealing with. Kudos for calling out untruths that Trump was spouting, and to Nancy for standing up for her leadership position, when Trump tried to trick her into being embarrassed.

A great day.

[betsuni]

36. Ha!

I'm now going over to Splinter News where before the meeting they predicted that Democrats will screw this up, are spineless, commit the ultimate evil of bipartisanship, etc., to see if they admit to being wrong yet again.

[Cha]

44. Who are those people?!

Link to tweet

[betsuni]

50. JPR types, but not as nutty. I go there to see the what the Democrat-haters are saying.

I enjoy a good hate-read, but I'm sure it's not your cup of tea. I did find a new article about the meeting there, but it was about Sarah Sanders' statement and the comments were mostly Pelosi bashing, mocking her skunk tinkle remark. They'll never admit that getting Trump on record owning a shutdown is political gold. Idiots.

[Cha]

52. Thanks. Yeah, they sould

like they have an agenda and reality is not going to stop them.

Nancy called trump a skunk. How can that be a bad thing? lol

[SunSeeker]

38. LOL

[keithbvadu2]

41. Only a small punch needed according to subject matter expert Little Marco Rubio.

Only a small punch needed according to subject matter expert Little Marco Rubio.

[edbermac]

45. He should have worn his cup.

[Cassidy]

47. "She needs someone to hold her beer?"

My husband's response when I read him the title.

Yup. Two major Pelosi fans in this house!

[struggle4progress]

48. Boots made for walking

[The Genealogist]

51. When it comes to politics and governing...

Nancy Pelosi is an olympic runner, and Donald Trump can't even stroll to the track without getting winded. She way outclasses him.

[ehrnst]

61. However, now I want to order some Dick Punching Gloves...

Anyone know of any?

[IronLionZion]

63. Like a boss!

That's why she's our fearless leader!

[brandnewday2009]

66. Don't f*** with an Italian grandma!

Ever! I speak from experience