Maybe I'd be willing to be Trump's Chief of Staff for 6 months

[pnwmom]

as long as I could wear a wire.

[EffieBlack]

1. I'd consider it on a couple of conditions

1. I can work from home
2. I get full and unfettered hiring and firing authority for all Administration positions
3. I report directly to Speaker Pelosi or President Obama, or both

[pnwmom]

2. That would work for me. How about

we just split the job -- half time for each.

It would still probably pay enough to cover our new coats and sunglasses.

[EffieBlack]

3. Perfect!

[marylandblue]

4. I sent in my resume, my qualifications include

-No previous experience
-No ethical compass
-Raised a kid whose terrible twos lasted 3 years.
-Know how to get to the McDonalds closest to the White House
-Can watch Fox News without barfing
-Can say "yes sir" and "thank you sir may I have another" in Russian
-Can say, "Not now, he has, uhh, an, uhh important meeting" in Slovenian
-Built a wall in my backyard
-Get along well with Democrats
-Can use spell check on Twitter
-I am bad at golf so you don't have to cheat

[pnwmom]

6. Oh, WOW, you are PERFECT!

Good luck -- but don't forget the wire!

[still_one]

5. You might need a prescription for Valium just to get through a meeting with him

[ProudLib72]

7. Cotton in the ears, baby. Cotton in the ears

I wonder he would notice ear buds, preferably the noise cancelling kind.

[still_one]

10. Has to be noise cancelling, not negotable

[pnwmom]

8. Sigh. Yes, that's true. But if I only had to talk to him

on Twitter, maybe I could manage.

[still_one]

9. ++++++++++++++++++