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Since Trump can't get Mexico to pay for the wall, he wants to shut down the US Government.
If my car breaks down, I'll take a sledgehammer to my neighbor's moped.
If I catch a cold, I won't pay my phone bill.
If I don't get what I ordered in my fast food bag, I'll cut down my other neighbor's shrubs.
Sorry for being so random, though it was fun coming up with wtf statements - makes as much sense as Indy#1.