Profiles in Crazy, XXVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I know what I'm doing, Chuck. Shutting down the government will be all on me and now I won't be able to claim that the Democrats did it, which was one of my few negotiating chips. . . . It might seem crazy, but you just wait and see."


Schumer is thinking: "You got it, bozo."

[AndJusticeForSome]

1. Schumer: "Please proceed." nt

[skip fox]

2. Good job.

Sweet and succinct. Graceful even.

[underpants]

3. Why aren't you paying attention to me? Look! Jazz hands!!

That always impresses Jr and IvanRed and uh what's his name Eric.

[skip fox]

4. "Jazz Hands" is a touch from the gods.

[Raven123]

5. Schumer thinking "Dont laugh, don't laugh. Oh heck. I gotta ask Pence how he does that."

[Johonny]

6. Look, Chuck, if immigrants didn't burn down Sheyl's She-Shed than who did, who did?

Don't give me that lightning crap. Lightning happens all the time, all the time and you didn't hear about she-sheds catching on fire before, ever. Ever! Now we got a caravan and she-sheds on fire! Just yesterday while I was watching FOX and Friends, her she-shed caught on fire five times. Five. That's this many fingers. This many. We need a wall. I'm not talking a fence. I'm talking a wall with barbwire on top and, perhaps, a moat. A big moat. When I was in England I saw the tower of London. No tower, no tower. Not a single tower. But they had walls and a moat. If it's good enough for the Queen of England, it's good enough for where ever the hell we are. A wall with a moat and perhaps alligators. That's all I'm asking for. Not money for the poor, medicine for the sick, or a blow job. Just a simple wall, with a moat, and alligators that have been cross breed with piranha . If I don't get it I'm shutting down the Government, this one. Ours. Southern Canada's. You know the place, you live there.


P.S. I'm looking for a new chief of staff. Know anyone?

[skip fox]

7. I often use these CAPTIONS as a warm-up of sorts before writing.

Yours are much more literary than mine and seem to represent a wide range of good reading like, perhaps, Faulkner, Coover, Gass, Wallace, etc.

(If you don't know these guys, you would love reading them.)

[Johonny]

12. Just finished BullSh*t Jobs a Theory.

A must read in my opinion.

[dubyadiprecession]

8. Schumer should have thanked him...

For making this 2020 campaign commercial for the Democratic Party 😃!

[FakeNoose]

9. Well, there's this (posted yesterday)

[marble falls]

10. Help me out here, throw me a bone, a $5 billion dollar bone.

[skip fox]

11. D.T. is talking:

"Don't worry, Chuck, Mexico will pay us back, believe me."