Il Douche didn't show up for "work" until noon today. I wonder what he was doing? 😂

[catbyte]

Cowering in a corner, trying to forget about Cohen, finding any "good news" on TRUMPRAVDA, er, Fox, or this:

[RKP5637]

1. Maybe planning his escape to Russia, begging Putin! n/t

[Perseus]

16. My thought exactly

Unless he has real money, Putin will not take him...that is one thought, the other is that he was having his "lawyer" Giullani go through the list of countries with no extradition to the USA.

[Gothmog]

2. Great cartoon

[underpants]

3. Yes. Yes it is.

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Air Force One is getting closer to that one-way trip to Moscow.

.

https://www.quora.com/Could-Pres-Trump-have-USAF-fly-him-on-Air-Force-One-to-Russia-if-he-were-tipped-off-to-coming-indictments-against-him-and-his-family-I-e-manufacture-an-emergency-or-excuse-to-get-airborne-and-avoid-extradition

.

[regnaD kciN]

29. Doubt he'd get landing clearance...

Seriously, do you think Vlad will care about what happens to Donnie once he’s out of office and of no more use to the Kremlin? Either he’ll refuse 45 asylum or — better yet — arrange for him to have an unexpected fatal “heart attack” before he has a chance to ask for it.

[Gothmog]

5. Pelosi was amazing yesterday

Link to tweet

[gratuitous]

8. I have to agree with Rubin's assessment

And, Time's Person of the Year notwithstanding, the American media has a LOT of catching up to do. Instead of approaching any White House Eminence on bended knee, reporters need to be prepared with facts and background and ready to stop the Gish Gallop before it starts. You know they're going to lie; be ready to say "No" to them. Some reporters have caught on, but too many others (Fox, house organ of Trump, excluded as always) still aren't ready when the Avalanche of Misinformation starts on Bullshit Mountain.

[flygal]

6. I didn't know my daughter was looking over my shoulder and she said "why does he have a shoe on his

butt?" I said "I believe it's IN his butt!" LOL

[dweller]

7. found yer answer here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211543497

😜

✌🏼️

[ffr]

9. Stage 2 depression.

He might need to be monitored and put on suicide watch. Espionage figures are known for such desperate measures.

[Honeycombe8]

10. Watching tv. Really. Besides, he doesn't "work." nt

[catbyte]

14. No kidding. We all know what his definition of "work" is, hence the quotation marks:

[Honeycombe8]

18. Perfect! nt

[PeeJ52]

11. Such an easy question...

He's been watching to TV to see what sentence Cohen receives. He's been watching TV to see what Butina spills in her plea deal. He's been watching TV to see if Pecker spills the beans on his campaign finance COLLUSION to silence Trump mistress, Karen McDougal. He's been watching TV to see if Erickson spills the beans about setting up a back channel to funnel funds from Russia to the NRA to back his 2016 campaign to run for President to which Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito said, "You lie", to Barack Obama when he said Citizen United would open up foreign money to US politics.

[duforsure]

12. He' probably planning

How he'll bypass Congress and take all their power away from them before he's held accountable for anything. He's capable of doing anything to us all as evil as he is.

[DesertRat]

13. Just spotted on the road...

[Auggie]

15. +1

[Honeycombe8]

19. I swear....Democrats are so clever & funny sometimes. MUCH more so than Repubs.

That pic is so funny.

[DesertRat]

25. It's the reason I love twitter

[ehrnst]

17. Here is the source:

President Donald Trump‘s official White House schedule has grown increasingly empty as time goes by. Months into his tenure his aides infamously decided to claim he was on “executive time” every morning, until usually 11 AM, at which time he supposedly would receive his “daily” intelligence briefing.

“Executive time” is code for Trump hanging out in the East Wing (the residence), possibly in bed, watching Fox News and tweeting. He reportedly watches between 4 and 8 hours of TV news a day.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/donald-trump-came-work-around-noon-today/

[keithbvadu2]

21. Vlad got himself a new bro?

Two bros of power don't need their 'beotch' who is just wandering around.

Link to tweet

?ref_src=

[keithbvadu2]

22. Donald pouts as he realizes that his beloved has a new fella.

Donald pouts as he realizes that his beloved has a new fella.

Link to tweet

/photo/1

[dubyadiprecession]

27. He'll get back at Putin for that...

Dotard and Rocket Man will hit the town in Moscow (won't invite Putin) then send him pics of the both of them being peed on by Russian Prostitutes!

[Initech]

23. I'm guessing more binge Big Mac eating, yelling at the TV, and angry toilet tweeting.

Which you know is his usual daily routine.

[TrollBuster9090]

24. or this?

[Glamrock]

26. Bwaaaaaaaa!

I was going to answer "shitting himself". I like your toon better!

[struggle4progress]

28. Sleeping. Picking his nose. Trying to decide how many Big Macs he wants for lunch.

Standing in front of the mirror admiring his genius and good looks. Practicing how to pronounce "sad." Polling the very fine people which group of immigrants he should target next.

[doc03]

30. Watching Fox and Friends. nt