Joe Pesci for Chief of Staff!

[skip fox]

Or how about Ted Nugent? Or a lion tamer? Or . . .

Any suggestions? (Johonny wrote, on another thread: "I really think we need someone as Chief of Staff that has Trump's ear. That's why I'm for Putin." Good one.)

[Zambero]

1. Tossup

between Jim Bakker and the My Pillow guy.

[ProfessorGAC]

2. I Hear Roger Ailes Is Looking For Work

Of course, every woman that works in the WH would quit in 24 hours.

[ProudLib72]

3. He's dead. His only job is letting himself be eaten by worms

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Well, Even Better

A dead body would be better than most of the names that were floated.

Sorry, i had forgotten he died. Surprised i forgot. I probably danced on his grave and just forgot.

[ProudLib72]

5. No! Not COS for the Rump administration!!!!

[skip fox]

7. I'm shocked at your unblinking dismissal of the metabolically challenged!

I thought we were rying to be adults at DU. Beside, who does such a dismissal hurt, anyway? . . . Us. . . . The hurt us! . . . . when we ignore over 90% of our talent just because they are dead, we limit ourselves.

Let try to higher standards at DU!!!

[3Hotdogs]

6. Picture Gropenfuhrer with Tommy DeVito

"Funny? Funny, how?"

[Louis1895]

8. Hope Hicks!

Hope Hicks Spotted at Trump Rally, Sparking Chief of Staff Talk

[sdfernando]

9. So long as Joe Pesci shows up for work every day

in a maroon tux and constantly spouts about two utes!

[Ptah]

10. And ignition timing.